Mark Andrews

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[Mark Andrews @MarkAndrews90]

@thefutballboy_1 Sam’s

[Mark Andrews @MarkAndrews90]

@thefutballboy_1 Foden

[Mark Andrews @MarkAndrews90]

@thebodycoach I prefer a flan

[Mark Andrews @MarkAndrews90]

@MarcusRashford Lion king

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

Game kicks off in just over an hour and a half.

If I speak....

[Mark Andrews @MarkAndrews90]

@sandspope Spoiler alert

[Mark Andrews @MarkAndrews90]

@CarlonCarpenter Jonathan Wilson is a horrible journalist, no idea why guardian employs him

[Mark Andrews @MarkAndrews90]

@Malachians People like you are also vultures of course, albeit in a different way

[Mark Andrews @MarkAndrews90]

Surely you can’t bet on a statistical prediction? They aren’t real events, could be so easy to fix the betting

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

You can now bet on player xG.

[Mark Andrews @MarkAndrews90]

Wagatha pisstie

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Recently my favourite cubicle at work is often covered in piss. I've started a spreadsheet correlating when this happens with who is in the office. I already have it whittled down to 20 suspects. Dont know what i'll do when i know, but I can't wait to find it covered in piss now.

[Mark Andrews @MarkAndrews90]

@AlternativeMUFC Newcastle take over

[Mark Andrews @MarkAndrews90]

@AliceTalksFooty Should have, not should of

[Mark Andrews @MarkAndrews90]

How many goals will united concede today

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

How many changes will Erik make for tonight's game? 💭

#MUFC || #CarabaoCup

[Mark Andrews @MarkAndrews90]

Why would you choose to bowl first in these conditions

[Mark Andrews @MarkAndrews90]

@TomFM_YT Has player value inflated over the 100 years? What’s the world record transfer?

[Mark Andrews @MarkAndrews90]

He’s come a long way since defeating the wet bandits

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

❤️🇦🇷 “My dad cried a little bit! As it was nice… it was emotional. My father knows what it means”.

Alexis Mac Allister.
Kevin Mac Allister.
Javier Mac Allister.
✉️ Anfield, Liverpool.

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

Correctly guess the minute Zaha will inevitably score and I'll pick one of you who hits the nail on the head and you can have absolutely anything off our site for free.

Go:

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I tell my wife that I go out with my coworkers for drinks after work each Wednesday. In reality, i just go to a quiet pub near where we live and play Football Manager in peace and quiet.

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

We've started well, so I fully expect us to be 2-0 down at halftime.