Mark Borcherding

Software Engineer

[Mark Borcherding @MarkBorcherding]

@doxavore Unfortunately I think I'm losing that battle.

[Mark Borcherding @MarkBorcherding]

The scariest part of Java stack traces are how high the line numbers get on core library code. Really? Line 900?

[Mark Borcherding @MarkBorcherding]

Implicits in Scala are a big middle finger to the Law of Demeter.

[Mark Borcherding @MarkBorcherding]

How is `git push --force-with-lease` not the default?

[Mark Borcherding @MarkBorcherding]

Thank you Charter Spectrum for having super terrible support for Apple TV.

[Mark Borcherding @MarkBorcherding]

Is Donald Rumsfeld the referee for Thursday Night Football?

[Mark Borcherding @MarkBorcherding]

Second sign of the apocalypse: My emacs finger memory is displacing my vim finger memory.

[Michael Steele @MichaelSteele]

GOP at this moment. #debate

[Travis Meisenheimer @tmeisenh]

Deciding on microservices before understanding what you're building is a great way to upset your future self and probably fail the project

[Honest Update @honest_update]

We replaced our monolith with micro services so that every outage could be more like a murder mystery.

[Mark Borcherding @MarkBorcherding]

Verifying myself: I am markborcherding on Keybase.io. EjGB3UJV-vlpPGoXR-D5HdejyZM3I1YYaL_m / https://t.co/GdGjuHqk8d

[Mark Borcherding @MarkBorcherding]

PERFORMANT IS NOT A WORD! ...or at least in the way you use it.

[Mark Borcherding @MarkBorcherding]

Really digging using space as the leader in Vim.

[Mark Borcherding @MarkBorcherding]

Metaphors are thesauruses of clear communication. I think you need a dictionary instead.

[Mark Borcherding @MarkBorcherding]

@nicholascloud name does not have to be unique.

[Mark Borcherding @MarkBorcherding]

@weekendsonly No pre-day call, 30 minutes on hold, no answer, customer care voicemail full, too many callback numbers to leave another?

[Mark Borcherding @MarkBorcherding]

@nicholascloud @jbuedel that would be fun. I would be down for it if I can leave the wife with two kiddos. Have to see how that works.

[Mark Borcherding @MarkBorcherding]

@nicholascloud lets do our own gencon with @jbuedel

[Mark Borcherding @MarkBorcherding]

@jamescarr vim has two modes: beep randomly and destroy text.

[Mark Borcherding @MarkBorcherding]

http://t.co/iQi6BJFC3R ...that is all.