Mark Caister

Frustrated amateur golfer and long retired PGAET caddie, now a husband, father, Derby County fan and personal tax expert

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

I wanted to take a day to mull how I felt about the recent golf news before I wrote about it, and where I landed was how The Disease of More has helped golf untether itself from its niche reality. @NoLayingUp https://t.co/Gv8WlJo4yG

[Mark Caister @MarkCaister]

Derby 10k done - time for breakfast!

[Mark Caister @MarkCaister]

Just got in the car and this came on - you couldn't make it up!

[Mark Caister @MarkCaister]

Derby County saved! We managed to find some champagne in France!! #dcfc #dcfcfans

[Mark Caister @MarkCaister]

@IanKNeal Thanks Ian, I think I overdid it though as I'm struggling to walk down a flight of stairs today. Good effort by yourself, especially in the age category! Over 65, surely some mistake?

[Mark Caister @MarkCaister]

Got to be happy with that time, 2 mins quicker than October and 17 seconds quicker than 2019. Thought I might have a 45 in me but I think that ship has sailed! #derby10k

[Mark Caister @MarkCaister]

@philipantonylee Cheers pal, life in the old dog yet!

[Derby County Community Trust 🐏 @DCCTOfficial]

We’re underway for the #Derby10K 😃

[Mark Caister @MarkCaister]

Perfect morning for it #derby10k

[Mark Caister @MarkCaister]

@stuartdavis5 You should try being a Rams fan!

[Mark Caister @MarkCaister]

The lengths to which some people will go to change the news agenda!

[Mark Caister @MarkCaister]

Getting slower in my old age #derby10k

[Mark Caister @MarkCaister]

@DarrenPSMsports @DCCTOfficial How do you think I feel? You're a relative youngster!

[Mark Caister @MarkCaister]

The USA may win the Ryder Cup but at least when Europe win they don't make complete tits of themselves.

[Mark Caister @MarkCaister]

Well, if we're going to get a 21 point deduction we'll need a lot more of this!

[Mark Caister @MarkCaister]

So I was just lamenting how the 3rd at Chevin is probably the worst golf hole in Derbyshire when I holed a 5 iron for an Eagle 2. On reflection the course architect got it spot on!

[Mark Caister @MarkCaister]

@steveastlegolf Back in the day a good friend of mine got 3 F's and an O. When he opened the envelope it said 'F OFF'

[Mark Caister @MarkCaister]

@steveastlegolf That's a tweet that has aged well!

[Mark Caister @MarkCaister]

@stuartdavis5 Harsh, but fair!

[Mark Caister @MarkCaister]

Have found the clubs and dusted them off. Now where did I leave my golf swing?