Mark Clegg

Just my own sillyness and one liners 😬👍

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A woman accused me of stealing her luggage at the airport. I had to explain to her that simply wasn't the case.

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I watched a @U2 concert online during lockdown. I knew from the very first song it was even better than the real thing.

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I've noticed a sharp increase in blame culture recently and we all know whose fault that is, don't we?

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@peteloveslara It's a good a place as any 😂😂😂

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If you didn't enjoy Dry January, I'd recommend trying lube next year.

#comedy #funny #oneliners #DryJanuary2021

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@Chris1985_ @humphriesjohn First heckle 😘

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I bought myself a weighted blanket to relieve stress, if anything I feel under more pressure.

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Why has no one at work ever been on a Second Aid course?

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The couple's retreat my wife and I went on was a bit quiet. We didn't speak to a single person.

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I'll tell you who i've always looked up to. Tall people.

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I'm finally getting some help with my Wrestling addiction. It's something i've been grappling with for a while.

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My habit of jumping into other people's baths always seems to land me in hot water.

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