Mark Cram (Blue Tick)

Stand up comedian represented by FUCKING NO ONE. Fit AF innit. He/Him

[Backyard Comedy Club @Backyard_Comedy]

Don’t miss out and get tickets now for our amazing New Year celebration. Amazing comedy and an after 🎉. Join @maureenyounger @jpattersoncomic @MarkCramComedy and @AliWoodsGigs (tickets from Backyard website) 🥂🎉🍷

[Mark Cram (Blue Tick) @MarkCramComedy]

freelancer
noun
UK /ˈfriː.lɑːns:er/ US /ˈfriː.læns:er

individual who has less money in their bank account than they are owed by people for whom they’ve already performed work

[Mark Cram (Blue Tick) @MarkCramComedy]

I’m done engaging bigots. From now on I will be exclusively using the phrase “fuck off”.

[Castle Comedy @CastleComedy]

Final chance to get tickets for @TheNewsAtGlenn @LinzSantoro @MarkCramComedy & @Revillations at Swan Hotel, Bedford.
1st November in aid of @lmcancertrust
Tix https://t.co/JSFMSpjLYY

[Mark Cram (Blue Tick) @MarkCramComedy]

Watching the Unbreakable Triple Threat from 2005 and I think it’s just worth mentioning @JeremyBorash has one of the biggest shirt collars I’ve ever seen.

[Laugh Out Proud @LaughOutProudMC]

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[Laugh Out Proud @LaughOutProudMC]

TONIGHT 8PM

LGBTQ+ COMEDY

AT @angelcomedy @billmurraypub

FEATURING:

@marydoesgigs
@StandUpAndrew
@robynHperkins
@MarkCramComedy
@sumicomedy
@lulu_popplewell
Matt Smith

TICKET LINK IN REPLY

[Mark Cram (Blue Tick) @MarkCramComedy]

Do they employ different London bus drivers at night or is there just a time of day where they transform into cunts?

[Laugh Out Proud @LaughOutProudMC]

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[Laugh Out Proud @LaughOutProudMC]

THIS SUNDAY 27th October!

QUEER COMEDY AT @angelcomedy @billmurraypub

FEATURING:

@marydoesgigs
@StandUpAndrew
@robynHperkins
@MarkCramComedy
@sumicomedy
@lulu_popplewell
Matt Smith

TICKET LINK IN REPLY

[Laugh Out Proud @LaughOutProudMC]

JOIN US FOR A NIGHT OF QUEER COMEDY AT
@angelcomedy @billmurraypub

THIS SUNDAY 27th October!

FEATURING:

@marydoesgigs
@StandUpAndrew
@robynHperkins
@MarkCramComedy
@sumicomedy
@lulu_popplewell
Matt Smith

TICKETS HERE:
https://t.co/WjtIry4TEt

[The Rat Pack Stand-up Comedy @_theratpack]

FOUR ACE SHOWS THIS WEEK @CamdenComedy
WED 730pm Unwrapped inc @tadiwamahlunge @olliehorncomedy
WED 930pm @nathancassidy
FRI 615pm 'Nathan Cassidy & Friend' @imranyusuf
FRI 8pm The Rat Pack inc @AlexyBennett @KathMathComedy @MarkCramComedy
TICKETS ⬇️
https://t.co/NEMiF8LG8l

[Laugh Out Proud @LaughOutProudMC]

JOIN US FOR A NIGHT OF QUEER COMEDY AT
@angelcomedy

@billmurraypub
on the 27th October!

FEATURING:

@marydoesgigs
@StandUpAndrew
@robynHperkins
@MarkCramComedy
@sumicomedy
@lulu_popplewell
Matt Smith

TICKETS HERE:
https://t.co/jOos4VvqKR

[Castle Comedy @CastleComedy]

In aid of @lmcancertrust
Bedford Swan Hotel
1st Nov 2024
@TheNewsAtGlenn
@LinzSantoro
@MarkCramComedy
@Revillations

https://t.co/vXbCopdH8G

[Rosie Wilby @rosiewilby]

Spectacular comedy night @LouthPriory with @robynHperkins @MarkCramComedy @StAlun @stephanie_laing
My little doggy Dolly came along for the ride and has had endless cuddles with everyone #comedy #dogs

[Mark Cram (Blue Tick) @MarkCramComedy]

Every adult who can not grasp that they shouldn’t play music/sounds out loud on their phone on a train should be culled.

[Mark Cram (Blue Tick) @MarkCramComedy]

I’ve put a lot of thought into what my breakdancing name would be.

And it would be Mark Cram.

Thank you.

[Mark Cram (Blue Tick) @MarkCramComedy]

You know when Elon Musk eventually tanks twitter he’ll claim he did it on purpose to “own the libs”.

[Mark Cram (Blue Tick) @MarkCramComedy]

@DrAshleyMorgan1 @runningpunks Hopefully will be the first boastful post of many.

[Mark Cram (Blue Tick) @MarkCramComedy]

Finally back running after my ankles being fucked for a year! Hello @runningpunks

[Mark Cram (Blue Tick) @MarkCramComedy]

“Pretty sure you meant Marl”

Says my phone. Passive aggressively remembering a typo from 4 years ago.