Oh Hi Mark

chronic liar by day, marine biologist by night

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

there is a coors light that never goes out

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

pleading insanity when I go to court for an unpaid parking ticket

[Pierz Barry @PierzB]

do not go to the gym h*rny

[bullseye drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

it’s a toy story how i’m buzzed off 5 light beers

[grace @gracefishlove]

you are not alone. theres Fish

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels when ur friend tells the waiter what you'll be having

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

one must imagine Sisyphus eating endless shrimps at Red Lobster

[Ash @newashcamp]

English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”

[JIRⱯCHI 🇨🇦 🇲🇽🇬🇱 @writcertiorari]

Lesbian
Gay
Bisexual
Transgender
Québécois

We are ALL equal this Pride Season.

[Houston Bone @houstonbone]

walking down the pedestrian tunnel at Toronto’s Spadina subway station

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

Fuck it nipples hard at the Botanical Gardens

[EvilMowa @EvilMowaa]

Condom sex and turkey bacon is the same damn thing🙄

[Neet @neet_sol]

Do people on Linkedin know we’re going to die one day

[bbl septic shock @haleyvemealone]

Guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[grace @gracefishlove]

(at the dentist) u forgot to ask but i am sexually active

[sophist @no_sophist]

we already have a data centre in my neighbourhood. it's called? The Public Library

[toni @luvatonic]

There's something in the Toronto air that makes people gay

[x__x @bpdsins]

closer to lung cancer than a relationship