Mark Foster

Good morning sexy ladies, ugly bitches go back to sleep

[Mark Foster @MarkFosterSWAGA]

Meanwhile all the directors commentaries are like "Sean was a fat little piggy back then, we tried to get him to lose weight, but settled on shouting 'Suck it in porky!' before every take."

[chrome @mirthpilled]

In the '60s this was considered a comically muscular physique.

[Mark Foster @MarkFosterSWAGA]

It is so apparently clear that this person has NOT seen Saturday Night Fever

[Bambulu @Bqmbulu]

"There must be something like the opposite of suicide, whereby a person radically and abruptly decides to start living"

[Mark Foster @MarkFosterSWAGA]

I hate this guy too and would like to see him keelhauled like its 1652, but there realistically is another Jonathan Ross in the Minneapolis area all like, "Fuck, they're gonna find my Grindr now."

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

🚨 BREAKING:

There is a Jonathan Ross who had a grindr account, Jross_104 (“ten four”) that was deleted yesterday…

He also purchased gay content from Snapchat creators…

Probably the same guy… unless there’s another Jonathan Ross who just happened to delete his social media accounts yesterday…

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

Doctor: "Can I go check her pulse?"

ICE: "No! Back off! Now!"

Doctor: "I'm a physician."

ICE: "I don't care."

[pta's manager ꕤ @anyaschurros]

Shut up and deal

[Mark Foster @MarkFosterSWAGA]

Imagine a dude that is both colorblind and has prosopagnosia, motherfucker would never know

[esti @bewaremyluv]

what the hell sure

[Mark Foster @MarkFosterSWAGA]

"Christmas noobs" but it's referring to people who got a strap and can't peg for shit

[Mark Foster @MarkFosterSWAGA]

If trump gets shot, I'm strokin' it to the vid

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Our government works exclusively to protect this guy.

[Mark Foster @MarkFosterSWAGA]

Imagine being zooted on otc amphetamines in like 1927 and Duke Ellington's band starts playing Take the A Train, that was their Astroworld

[Roger Stone @RogerJStoneJr]

62 years ago today Vice President Lyndon Johnson, with the assistance of the CIA, Organized Crime,the Secret Service and big Texas oil orchestrated the murder of President John F. Kennedy

I used fingerprint evidence, eye -witness evidence, and deep Texas politics to layout the compelling case that LBJ killed JFK

[SCOOCH.NYC @david_sivella]

Do you think @ZohranKMamdani can safely pilot our city as @NYCMayor ?

[Charli @charli_xcx]

well hello

[Roger Stone @RogerJStoneJr]

I'm sorry I can't stop laughing. Generally speaking Americans vote for presidential candidates who bathe.

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

guys he’s terminally online. he knows that if he posts this everyone will go “aww joke’s over pack it up”. we must double down.

[New York Post @nypost]

Disgraced Texas cop fired for giving homeless man a poop sandwich is back in uniform in new city https://t.co/BI20hr7SL7

[Charli @charli_xcx]

brat summer is only just beginning :)

[Richard Strocher 𝕏 @RichardStrocher]

Close to 90% of all automobile accidents are caused by SOBER drivers.

[GundryMD @gundrymd_]

Take 1 Shot Of Olive Oil At Night, Here's Why