Mark Furtner

Mark Furtner is a Sydney based guitarist for Australian metal band 'LORD' (formerly DUNGEON) and the creator and guitarist of progressive outfit 'FROMBEYOND'.

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I'm all blocked up after the excitement of Iced Earth, time to hit my throne ive got a big food baby to give birth.Yo \m/

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Dogs bark loud, and sometimes get rabies.. Headin to my throne, givin birth to food babies. Yo.

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Workin some tunes,writin da riffs,rockin my axe it gives me a stiff,a night on the piss I slept like a log,feelin ok now time4 a bog.Yo.

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Pumpin da w8ts, fellin da burn,tummy is talkin,startin2 churn,Finish my sesh,bowels at the ready,hittin ma throne with a bog filled belly.Yo

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Hangin on da net,wit friends Im minglin,feelin in my pants,bum is tinglin. Run2the dunny,gota move quicker,gota bog 2b born,prezy4my shitter

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Kickin back a lazy day, spent the weekend rollin in hay, It's been a while so it's time to scoot, off to my throne for a sunday poop. Yo.

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LORD shoot in the gong, escape my bathroom pong, i'll defile the studios loo, with a big brown number 2. Yo.

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Rockin my throne with the metal blaring, tweetin my peeps cause I'm into sharing, workin the iPhone like a badass glaring. Yo.

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@Belindassifer L.O.V.E, LOVE xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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@AndyDowling Workin ma job, I ain't no slob, bills to pay, wish there was another way. Yo.

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@Belindassifer oh baby, my kind of ladeeeeeeh :D

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Goin to the shops gonna do some shoppin, shoppins what I do, Mark loves shoppin

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Made OJ ice cubes yesterday, givin em a whirl now, sippin on my orange drink, like batman fucking kappow!

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Mungin on food,mungin on food.Sumfin in my mouth,puts me ina mood. Flickin the keyboard like a DJ spinnin,gota do another bog, always winnin

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@iDsign_au lol, already in, thank christ, nearly knocked me out

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@DamianCostas No.

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Sittin on my porcelain throne, keep my mind on the job, don't wanna get a bone. Lucky the exhaust fan is on, the smell of success is strong.

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On facebook I'm Fruitner, Twitter I'm Fruitdogg, bustin the rhymes till I take another brown bogg

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@AndyDowling Do I need to be saying stuff to all these posts of yours? Can I just lol and scratch my ass?

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@MarkFurtner @JakeWeberShred Also to form a sentence.