Mark Gagliardi

Service human, do not pet

[Mark Gagliardi @MarkGags]

@siefermad @CMDROpAtLargeCA @DHSgov @CBP @USBPChief You’re classy.
Oh well, it’s not my job to teach you empathy. Just go back to kidnapping gardeners, I guess. Your family must be so proud of you.

[Mark Gagliardi @MarkGags]

@siefermad @CMDROpAtLargeCA @DHSgov @CBP @USBPChief It’s “too.” Be careful, if your English isn’t perfect masked assholes will kidnap you.

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@CMDROpAtLargeCA @DHSgov @CBP @USBPChief Superheroes? Man, y’all sure have a superiority complex for a bunch of dudes who couldn’t pass the physical or mental exams to be real cops or real soldiers.

[Mark Gagliardi @MarkGags]

@timburchett Your Uncle Roy died fighting people like you.

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Rehearsal was a blast and I cannot wait for everyone to see this!

[Mark Gagliardi @MarkGags]

Pack #SCOTUS or overturn Marbury vs. Madison. The sinister six are dangerously anti-American.

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@mcvalada Yes please, champ!! It was the buzzer timing at the end for me. And then of course having no clue during the final.

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@SouthpawTales Onus.

[Mark Gagliardi @MarkGags]

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[Mark Gagliardi @MarkGags]

I feel exactly the same, brother. The @wegotthistweets community is a kind, creative, funny, and generous family, including those who create this show and those who make it possible.

[Hal Lublin (He/Him) @hallublin]

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We've got more great stuff on the horizon, so let's keep going. (Thread alert)

[Mark Gagliardi @MarkGags]

Heads up: using Zoom now means permanently surrendering your likeness and ideas to their AI software.

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@KidsDrDave I stand by it

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Empire Records is the only Xennial movie

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@dicksp8jr Feels solidly Gen X to me.

[Mark Gagliardi @MarkGags]

I stand with my fellow actors.
I stand with my writer siblings.
I stand with Pamela Finkelstein.
See you on the line.
#SAGAFTRAstrong

[Mark Gagliardi @MarkGags]

People of the World, it’s @KenPlume’s birthday and we couldn’t be happier to have him as our producer and - more importantly - our friend. Everyone tweet nice things to him today!

[Cracked.com @cracked]

It’s the 10th anniversary of ‘Drunk History’

@bvanhooker talked to @derekwaterss, @Jeremykonner, @JasonRitter, @MrTonyHale, @pattonoswalt, @pagetpaget, @JoeLoTruglio, Michael Cera, Colin Hanks, Jesse Plemons and more to get an oral history of the show

https://t.co/1tXIrQgtyZ

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To forming a more perfect union. 🍻

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

If SCOTUS was serious about their ludicrous “colorblindness” claims, they would have abolished legacy admissions, aka affirmative action for the privileged.

70% of Harvard’s legacy applicants are white. SCOTUS didn’t touch that - which would have impacted them and their patrons.