Mark Goodge

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[Mark Goodge @MarkGoodge]

I suspect this is going to be a "that's not a word!" day on social media.

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[Mark Goodge @MarkGoodge]

This is a fascinating, and instructive, thread

[Dan Neidle @DanNeidle]

UK tax has gone up significantly over the last 25 years

But the tax paid by the average UK worker has not

This apparent miracle was achieved by taxing “other people”: higher earners, capital, property, banks, etc

The strategy has run out of road

A 🧵 on what happens next.

[Mark Goodge @MarkGoodge]

@driverbod125 The loading gauge would be the issue, if you want shuttle-sized trains travelling longer distances.

[Mark Goodge @MarkGoodge]

@DomRants_ The shuttle trains are massively taller and wider than would fit on the railways anywhere outside the tunnel itself and its terminals. So, while it's a great idea in theory, the cost of upgrading lengthy stretches of railway to carry them would outweigh the potential revenue.

[British Listed Buildings @BritishListedB]

Building of the Day, Friday 5 June 2026 Drinking Fountain in Wandle Park About Five Yards to North of Southern Entrance - a Grade II Listed Building in Colliers Wood Ward, Merton https://t.co/doMIBlWm9w

[British Listed Buildings @BritishListedB]

Building of the Day, Thursday 4 June 2026 Glasshouses at Stockwood Park - a Grade II Listed Building in Farley Ward, Luton https://t.co/K4v9SfO5YK

[Mark Goodge @MarkGoodge]

@thomasjmw @LukeTryl That, and racism, of course.

[Mark Goodge @MarkGoodge]

@QuibbleUK @Jimmy_onions The funny thing is, browsers already have that capability. The legislators rejected it because they didn't think people were capable of using it.

[Mark Goodge @MarkGoodge]

@QuibbleUK The cookie law is one of the most mind-numbingly stupid ever implemented.

[British Listed Buildings @BritishListedB]

Building of the Day, Wednesday 3 June 2026 Gateway And Boundary Wall, Leith Fort, North Fort Street, Leith, Edinburgh - a Category B Listed Building in Edinburgh, City of Edinburgh https://t.co/U3ZaVFo6dx

[British Listed Buildings @BritishListedB]

Building of the Day, Monday 1 June 2026 Lledan Brook Aqueduct and Weir - a Grade II Listed Building in Welshpool, Powys https://t.co/JZWDJuJgjk

[British Listed Buildings @BritishListedB]

Building of the Day, Saturday 30 May 2026 Scott Memorial - a Grade II Listed Building in Cyncoed, Cardiff https://t.co/Sq9zQ2hDKM

[British Listed Buildings @BritishListedB]

Building of the Day, Friday 29 May 2026 Tram shelter - a Grade II Listed Building in Fulwell Ward, Sunderland https://t.co/B0iD6nxuX7

[British Listed Buildings @BritishListedB]

Building of the Day, Thursday 28 May 2026 Weir to the Serpentine and River Alne Approximately 120 Metres South East of Wootton Hall - a Grade II Listed Building in Wootton Wawen, Warwickshire https://t.co/YasFHyo8T9

[Mark Goodge @MarkGoodge]

A £1,011 glass of water.

[Jill Foster @JournalistJill]

Find your Peter Murrell item by putting a pound sign against the number of X followers and the last thing you touched in your kitchen.

Mine is a £42600 pizza wheel.

[British Listed Buildings @BritishListedB]

Building of the Day, Tuesday 26 May 2026 Maidstone West Signal Box - a Grade II Listed Building in Maidstone - Fant Ward, Kent https://t.co/dvTq3ep9Tl

[British Listed Buildings @BritishListedB]

Building of the Day, Monday 25 May 2026 Sleeman's Stores - a Grade II Listed Building in Tenby, Pembrokeshire https://t.co/iqMa81w2g8

[British Listed Buildings @BritishListedB]

Building of the Day, Sunday 24 May 2026 Church of St Andrew - a Grade I Listed Building in Funtington, West Sussex https://t.co/amOi3QXsEX

[Mark Goodge @MarkGoodge]

One of the best things about using the DLR is getting a front seat and pretending to be the driver.

[Carl Zha @CarlZha]

People were scared to use Chengdu metro line 13 because it's driverless.

Metro's solution is to put a guy who sit in front to pretend he is the driver.

There's no controls and he is not allowed to play w mobile phone. His job is just be there to make people comfortable 😭

[Mark Goodge @MarkGoodge]

Apparently you can pick up a copy of this in the shop at Fleet Services on the M3.