Mark Grainger | Blossom Tree Copy

Copywriter. Words that help your business bloom. Pop culture nerd and dog fan. Old soul.
'A one-man pun generator with no discernible off switch.'
(He/Him)

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Just popping back to leave this here x

https://t.co/0YpMrl7m06

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It breaks my heart but I think I'm done here.
I've been here a *long time* and met some amazing people, but I don't see how I can support this platform any longer.

Find me on insta - mlgrainger

Toy chat and pics - deskbotquickshots

And I'm on LinkedIn sometimes too

Love x

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@laurawritesgood You okay?

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I've got a futon if Bruce Springsteen wants to kip here while he gets himself sorted.

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@axania The hell song by Sum 41 is a great one to run to.

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@bear_roar Not the start of anything good, in any case.

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@Drhalfbiscuit Four years Of loudly pretending things were worse to gullible fools has played a part too I feel. Baffling.

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The world is darker today, and it didn't have to be. Hate has won over hope, and noone can say they didn't know what they were choosing.

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@SarahCatCopy And the people with Ptsd. It's maddening. Sell noiseless ones, and have licensed displays a fair distance away from housing.

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Americans don't understand their characters. Frasier is a famous liberal, Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark are philanthropists, and Walter White would have benefited from universal health care.

[YouGov America @YouGovAmerica]

Liz Lemon Harris+69
Scarlett O'Hara Harris+1
Apollo Creed Trump+5
Tony Soprano Trump+38
How Americans think 54 fictional characters would vote in the 2024 presidential election
https://t.co/X7mxum1Hps

[YouGov America @YouGovAmerica]

Liz Lemon Harris+69
Scarlett O'Hara Harris+1
Apollo Creed Trump+5
Tony Soprano Trump+38
How Americans think 54 fictional characters would vote in the 2024 presidential election
https://t.co/X7mxum1Hps

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@mildperil That's mad. He's so clearly extremely liberal in that series. Like it's not a riddle.

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@MsYellowHat It was bad enough that he managed to run a successful campaign despite his personality last time, but for him to still be the choice now breaks my idea of how the world should work.

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@palmerowenhere Thanks!

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The weapons-grade knitwear is out.

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@boarswan1 @misskelslay Probably not the worst celebrity name I've seen mind.

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@JohnLovesJulie someone has posted a sentence using the word 'no-one', someone else has said 'protect him', and neither is a news story anyway.

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If I'd turned in a headline like this, I'd have failed my journalism degree.