Foreskin Gambler

Progressive Cardboard Enthusiast

[Foreskin Gambler @MarkGrouch]

Jerry these are load-bearing walls!

[Acyn @Acyn]

Cocchiarella: There’s a 100% chance of bugs. That’s a real stat.

So Trump’s acolyte, Dana White, has literally lined the cage with industrial fans to blow the gnats off the fighters.

For this octogenarian’s birthday, the failing, aging king—decaying in real time—has decided to throw himself a giant blood-sport party on the palace lawn to prove that he is still strong. And heaven responds by sending a heat wave, a thunderstorm, and a literal plague of insects down on top of him.

[sarah @sahouraxo]

BREAKING:

Apocalyptic scenes in Lebanon’s capital right now.

Israel is bombing residential buildings in densely populated neighborhoods of Beirut.

A ceasefire that still allows bombs to fall on civilians is not a ceasefire.

[Isaiah Walker @walkeri141]

bro you are arguing with the weather channel reporting the weather

[Hasanabi productions (meme account) @HasanabiProd]

Turns out electing a Muslim socialist isn’t so bad after all

[Kevin Maisto @kevinmaisto]

this is how it’ll be when It Happens

[garlic wife @garlic_wife]

The woke left simply couldn’t handle Dwight’s stapler being suspended in jello in the year of our lord 2026.

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

With any luck, it'll be his last birthday

[sean @_sn_n]

Trump did what Bin Laden could never do to the White House

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The White House is crashing out because The Weather Channel reported the weather 🤣

[LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @LongTimeHistory]

FBI shows up to interrogate a U.S. citizen at his house—for writing an anti-ICE social media post.

"This is about comments that you posted online," said agent.

Orders homeowner to stop recording—refuses to even tell him which comments.

Agent wearing unique World Cup uniform to indicate he is currently assigned to work with ICE on immigration issues.

Craig Brittain has been actively documenting and participating in protests at the Delaney Hall ICE detention facility in Newark, New Jersey.

His social media posts videos of demonstrations, conflicts with agents, and calls for the facility’s closure.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Fixed it

[ostonox @ostonox]

"can you guarantee a knicks championship in your first term?" "inshallah"

promises made, promises kept

[Joe @electionsjoe]

DID ANYONE WHO VOTED FOR HIM EVEN LISTEN TO WHAT HE WAS SAYING?

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

Trump had a whole army of pedos storming the Capitol on 1/6.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

The Russians’ decades-long project to use Donald Trump to destroy America has been completed.

[incognito tab #3 @notcrypticno]

IF YOU'RE IN NEW YORK RN GO IN THE JEW TUNNELS AND TELL THEM THE KNICKS WON

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

This dude attacked and attempted to kill his girlfriend, just a few weeks ago and now he’s talking about rainbows.

[Bruce Crossing @SenatorCrossing]

The morning he doesn’t wake up.

[Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas]

You gotta be a really sick fuck to put your own name on a memorial to a person who was assassinated

[WTFGOP @doggintrump]

I swear to God, if a tornado hits the WH tomorrow I’ll start going back to church