Mark Tsai 🇺🇸

I’m on here because I hate it here. Thanks.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

“I’m overworked and underpaid”
Me at work :

[sarah 🇵🇸 @sazza_jay]

‘more kings’ is actually really funny sorry

[doomer @uncledoomer]

i called the gay certification program and they told me you passed

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

The street provocateur cowers at the sight of its natural predator; the genuinely deranged passersby

[Oliur @UltraLinx]

And it’s still the goat.

Every other streaming device is dogshit in comparison.

[em m0shouris @emm0sh]

every year someone releases a promising laptop that isn’t a mac and i get excited. and every year, in the field, it ends up with 1 hr battery life and cooking my backpack

i refuse to be hurt again

[Mark Tsai 🇺🇸 @MarkHilliard_Jr]

@SnazzyLabs Already in the shop, huh, typical..

[#41 🇳🇴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @A11sttttt]

Tried diet gimmick but ate 2k calories by 10am

[Scotch @scotchscotchzz]

I witnessed a man at Home Depot go down a dark path.

This choice will lead to a broken home, a promiscuous wife, gay children, and unfinished projects while drinking seltzers.

If you don’t take your tools seriously you don’t take your life seriously.

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

I lost 75lbs on Zepbound, and it’s true people really don’t talk about the side effects. For instance, now when I bring up a health concern, my doctor orders tests

[Shabazz Stuart @ShabazzStuart]

…,,And some guy in 2026 would make 1000 excuses for why we can’t build this today.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Confederate states are rushing through rigged maps to erase Black districts off the map.

If this doesn’t make you angry, it should.

[RAMZPAUL @ramzpaul]

The scam never ends.

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

dead ass bc it doesn’t

[AJ 🪖🔫 @c0ntrabane]

“Lord, during my time on earth i read Aquinas and Augustine and Liguori and-"

“did you feed the hungry? did you clothe the poor? did you visit the sick?”

“uhhhh…”

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him.

I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.

[Adrian F. Pascal 🇻🇦 @deusimpera]

“God does not exist.”

“Beep boop.”

“Finally, a miracle I can get behind. Praise be to the Algorithm!”

[Matt Stoller @matthewstoller]

A boomer Democrat attacking the left from his death bed is generational commitment to the bit.