Mark Howard

ex-Chef, vinylDJ, Dad, Scooters.

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@Soozinm We went; was bloody excellent

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@ProfFrancesca I tried to get into teaching more than once. I have a history degree, & I believe I have a lot to give, but the profession is so convinced it’s unrivaled in stress it prevents even the most determined with its entry requirements

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@Soozinm Am I the only person still recovering from the weekend? I’d better speak to Jo & the lodger then…

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@Soozinm Oh, ‘ello! This is an exciting development 😊😊😊

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@BBCBreaking It’s ok saying it’s the owners, but with a shihtzu, it doesn’t matter how crap an owner you are, it’s still not gonna eat someone’s kids. Pets that are lethal unless owned by really responsible people should be banned

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Just loved "Terry Hall Easter special Piccadilly Radio, Manchester TX: 8th Ap…" by TimmyMallett on @mixcloud https://t.co/8ZJD5hjEBU

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@lamarr_mark @Witti23 One of the best

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@JeremyClarkson My dad thinks on balance, we should support Argentina not France, seeing as we only fell out with them in 1982

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@virginmedia going round & round in circles trying to contact customer care on line & on phone. Broadbands been knackered for weeks. HELP!!!

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@simmop468 @James1940 How often d’you have to change it? I’ve got an old car too!

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@Karl_Reid @SeanOKeeffe11 @James1940 😆😆😆

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@James1940 That World on Fire BBC WW2 drama had a British agent jumping out of a JU52!

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@James1940 You’ll have to do one on the influence of early Christian doctrine on the shape of Victorian snuff boxes James. They’ve left you with no choice

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@ISinkovits @Louiselyd @Bren4Bassetlaw Much as I despise the man, I’m fairly sure this was taken down cos it was fake news. None of us need despair though; he’s still got a charge sheet as long as your arm!

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@Baddiel Scott seems like a right hoot

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@jessphillips So do we scrape it together if we can, have no disposable income left, meaning catering industry etc collapses, & vast numbers of people lose their jobs & can’t pay? Asking for a friend obvs

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@lamarr_mark I use the compare it to Killer Diller method if I’m unsure how good a piece of music is.

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@GaryUsher_ @scott_mills If I had a pound for every time I’d been asked what my speciality is I’d have enough money to order a hit on the next person who did so

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@flyingdancer @lamarr_mark Unless you happened to know some Irish people obvs😆