Mark Iddles

Partner and head of the South Devon property team at Wollens

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Great to attend #armadacup in #plymouth with @plymouthdive proudly supported by @WollensLaw

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Celebrating National Conveyanincg week 2024 National Conveyaning Week at @WollensLaw with a great team #ncw2024

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Number 24 and the last of the advent jokes for 2021!
Which pantomime is the government doing this year?
Chris Whittington. 🧝‍♀️
Have a brilliant Christmas. Take care and stay safe. 🎤 dropped @WollensLaw #Advent

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Number 24 and two for Christmas Eve, first… why was Santa stressed when he got stuck in a chimney?
He felt Claus-trophobic 🦌 @WollensLaw #Advent

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Getting close now… number 23 What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride? 
A Holly Davidson! 🤶

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Number 22 How does a sheep say Merry Christmas? 
Fleece Navidad! 🐑 @WollensLaw #Advent

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Number 21 and we are in the last stretch! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsil-itis! 🎄 @WollensLaw #Advent

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Number 20 Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy! 🥧
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Number 19 What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?
Nice gnawing you! 🦫 @WollensLaw #advent #JokeoftheDay

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Number 18 What do you call an elf that can sing and dance? 
Elfis 🌲 @WollensLaw #Advent

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Number 17 What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? 
The Christmas alphabet has No-el’s 📄 @WollensLaw #Advent

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Number 16 and another donated one…Why didn't Santa replace Comet and Cupid when they left to become HGV drivers?
They were just two deer. 🦌 @WollensLaw #Advent

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Sorry that was a double! The shame! Number 15. What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer! ♟@WollensLaw #Advent

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Number 14. Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Their days are numbered! 📅 @WollensLaw #Advent

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Number 13. Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him. 🧑‍🎄 @WollensLaw #Advent

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Number 12 and halfway there! What is the best Christmas present?
A broken drum—you just can’t beat it! 🥁 #Advent #jokeofthwday @WollensLaw

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Number 11. What kind of photos do Santa’s helpers take?
Elfies! 📸 @WollensLaw #Advent #jokeoftheday

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Number 10 and into double figures! How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas?
They use Santa-tizer. 🛷 @WollensLaw #Advent #jokeoftheday

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Number 9. What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet! 🧝‍♂️ @WollensLaw #Advent #jokeoftheday