Mark Burg

Standup comic and musician based out of Sacramento, CA. Where dreams come to fruition.

[Mark Burg @MarkJBurg]

Tonight at 8:30 Capitol Punishment returns for Game Night! So grab a drink, play along with us, and relax with a fun night of online games!
https://t.co/GA94t7nCLI https://t.co/UmFu67xWjJ

[Mark Burg @MarkJBurg]

#AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NewHaHaRizons #Spooktober #Doots #Pirate

[Mark Burg @MarkJBurg]

Headshot #AnimalCrossing #ACNH

[Mark Burg @MarkJBurg]

@joejoehasfun Does the football have a weapon of any kind?

[Mark Burg @MarkJBurg]

Hey @hella_drella I just found this photo of you, your brother, and I at the CA State Fair circa...2005? I'm waiting for the carbondating test results.

[Mark Burg @MarkJBurg]

@joejoehasfun

[Mark Burg @MarkJBurg]

Bringing in the new year with Buddy Barth gettin' to watch two Les Claypool bands!
#lesclaypool #sausage #claypoollennondelirium #newyearseve #newyear #seanlennon @ The Warfield https://t.co/ClKt4LHmtC

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@joejoehasfun The laughing place looks 🔥

[Mark Burg @MarkJBurg]

@joejoehasfun Ooooooh so this must be goomba then, right?

[Mark Burg @MarkJBurg]

@joejoehasfun Omg is that Zelda?

[Mark Burg @MarkJBurg]

@ngaio420 Did you trace your family lineage to the Sativa Clan or Indica Tribe?

[Mark Burg @MarkJBurg]

@stultsjoey1 @bubbamarx I could listen to this sound byte for hours.

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@joejoehasfun Ummmm have you guys seen this? https://t.co/fbxySg02o4

[Mark Burg @MarkJBurg]

@joejoehasfun I believe I owe you guys some ice cream and/or beer. Let me know if you guys wanna go to a bar or would rather I drop by with supplies. Cheers!

[Mark Burg @MarkJBurg]

@joejoehasfun My offer still stands.
1RL-GJ9-0VG

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@thekimmartel @joejoehasfun Did you do your homework?

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Hey @joejoehasfun. I cordially invite you to beat my Mario Maker 2 level. If you can beat it, I will take you all out for ice cream. Or beer. Your choice.
Course ID: FMP-6JV-KFF

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@joejoehasfun I had to update the map. There was an issue where the outcome was either too easy or impossible.
New Course ID: 1RL-GJ9-0VG

[Mark Burg @MarkJBurg]

@joejoehasfun *not for emetophobes*

[Mark Burg @MarkJBurg]

@joejoehasfun Happy birthday @joejoehasfun @BuckyGums! Here is my favorite picture I ever took of you. You majestic bitch, you.