Mark Johns Comedy

Clean Comedian for corporate & church events, bluesologist, piano picker, curious boy, fun lover & truth seeker.

[Mark Johns Comedy @MarkJohnsATX]

You read it correctly. I am a clean comic. 100%. I don't cuss, but if I did...this whole screen would be blue.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

what idiot would take medical advice from Nicki Minaj when there are so many learned podcast hosts out there

[Cristela Alonzo @cristela9]

Um, hey….dude…you wouldn’t have gotten to vote 🤷🏽‍♀️

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

HORRIFYING: Larry Elder said he is “upset” that the Americans with Disabilities Act exists and says rights for the disabled should be left to “the marketplace” in newly unearthed footage by @RzstProgramming. California must VOTE NO on the recall.

[American Foundation for Suicide Prevention @afspnational]

Thank you to @GaryGulman for giving our #WorldSuicidePreventionDay Facebook Live opening remarks! Hear him discuss mental health and provide a few laughs along the way. Tune in: https://t.co/INX7p1Jn0j

[KXAN News @KXAN_News]

NEW NUMBERS: Texas reports more than 400 COVID-19 deaths today, for the first time since Feb. 5

https://t.co/qYXu1kwcjG

[Ebony Jade Hilton, MD @EbonyJHilton_MD]

Americans eat 800,000,000 pounds of bologna annually.

—Moment of Silence—

I don’t want to hear another “we don’t know what’s in it”. #GetVaccinated

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

It’s pretty simple: unless we get rid of the filibuster, we’re going to sit around admiring a lot of problems and sending a lot of tweets. Instead, we should get something done.

[USA TODAY Opinion @usatodayopinion]

Texas is ranked 46 out of 50 states for overall child well-being. https://t.co/hDPaItSIjI

[Mark Johns Comedy @MarkJohnsATX]

@KaylaChowShow @SeanMComedy Willie Nelson

[Jeannie Gaffigan @jeanniegaffigan]

As a pro-life Attending Physician and mother herself, Dr. Nancy Hernandez Heyne speaks on the struggles of unvaccinated new mothers facing separation from their newborns due to the COVID and how getting vaccinated before or while pregnant can prevent that.

[Sgt Joker @TheSGTJoker]

A couple of Gravy Seals from Meal Team 6 showing us how it’s done...if you’re both out of shape ammosexuals who feel like accidentally shooting each other.

[Alan! @o2bnobx.bsky.social on Bluesky @o2bnobx]

You can be assured Joe Biden won’t intentionally withhold hurricane relief. https://t.co/rc25o9zIMx

[Mark Johns Comedy @MarkJohnsATX]

Makes at least two of us, compadre.

[Alan! @o2bnobx.bsky.social on Bluesky @o2bnobx]

And last one: I’m proud to say I never watched a single episode of The Apprentice.

[Joe Lockhart @joelockhart]

Really insightful and important thread. I hope everyone will read it.

[The Christian Left @TheChristianLft]

via POLITICO

[Andrea Eger @AndreaEger]

“If you choose not to be vaccinated, you’ve made a choice for my daughter, too. Your choice led to my innocent child being hospitalized." #oklaed https://t.co/ppVOhHN1Dl

[Travis County TX @TravisCountyTX]

The #TravisCounty Expo Center #COVID19Vaccine clinic is OPEN from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. today!

FREE Pfizer and J&J vaccines available. No appointment needed.

We also have many other clinics open today around the County. Find a location near you ➡ https://t.co/CYt3VXdQwv

[Mark Johns Comedy @MarkJohnsATX]

To be perfectly clear, Mike Richards has never said anything tacky about me or to me.

[Dylan Brody @dylanbrody]

Here we see a woman saying that "if God wanted us to wear masks he would have made us that way," while wearing glasses because God provided eyes that do not focus well enough and reading from a piece of modern technology words God equipped her too poorly to memorize.

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