CU 🅱️resident mark kennedy OFFICIAL™

cool things: the PATRIOT act, being rejected by florida | uncool things: gay marriage | parody account #CUAgainstKennedy | trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍🌈

[CU 🅱️resident mark kennedy OFFICIAL™ @MarkKennedyCU]

I think the CU Regents did a great job selecting Mark Kennedy, given that their other options were a neural network trained on 4chan, a cardboard cutout of Ayn Rand, and a burning tire ominously rolling toward campus

[CU 🅱️resident mark kennedy OFFICIAL™ @MarkKennedyCU]

good riddance ✨

[CU 🅱️resident mark kennedy OFFICIAL™ @MarkKennedyCU]

lol this account has been around longer than the real mark kennedy was president of cu

[CU 🅱️resident mark kennedy OFFICIAL™ @MarkKennedyCU]

wow can't believe someone made a knockoff version of this account, smh

[CU 🅱️resident mark kennedy OFFICIAL™ @MarkKennedyCU]

cu regents emailing every freshman that bogus free speech letter this fall

[CU 🅱️resident mark kennedy OFFICIAL™ @MarkKennedyCU]

Adding the qualifier "even when others construe their speech as wrong or insensitive" leaves a wide open door for homophobic, transphobic, racist, ableist, sexist language. Do better, Regents.
@Shoemaker4CU @LesleyForCU @ChanceHill4CU @heidiganahl @Sharkey4Regent @IreneGriegoCU

[CU 🅱️resident mark kennedy OFFICIAL™ @MarkKennedyCU]

"[W]e uphold our students’ ability to voice their beliefs, even when others construe their speech as wrong or insensitive."
hmmMMMMMMM

[CU 🅱️resident mark kennedy OFFICIAL™ @MarkKennedyCU]

respectfully having dialogue about differing philosophies is good! HOWEVER, if your philosophies promote violence or hate towards trans people, queer people, people of color, or people with disabilities, you shouldn't get an easy platform to promote them from.

[CU 🅱️resident mark kennedy OFFICIAL™ @MarkKennedyCU]

@ehernandez @denverpost Would be interested to hear what exactly the Board of Regents defines freedom of speech as, given its *ahem* political makeup

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

I'm on the search committee for the new president! We will find the most qualified white man with good hair available at the salary we can pay.

[CU 🅱️resident mark kennedy OFFICIAL™ @MarkKennedyCU]

income inequality owns, hooray

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

35 of Colorado's 64 counties have a median household income below $50,000, which will be CU President Mark Kennedy's bonus pay just for visiting four rural places in Colorado. #9NEWS #copolitics

[CU 🅱️resident mark kennedy OFFICIAL™ @MarkKennedyCU]

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[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

Gather round, as we take a stroll through the contract being offered to Mark Kennedy by the CU Board of Regents. It's a 3 year, 15 day deal with a base salary of $650,000 in Year One. #9NEWS #HeyNext #copolitics

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

The contract includes a $15,000/year automotive stipend, which would cover the lease of a 2019 Maserati Ghibli with $455/month left over for gas. https://t.co/mfxP6VrpJE

[CU 🅱️resident mark kennedy OFFICIAL™ @MarkKennedyCU]

You can't put a price on human life, but you CAN put a price on diversity. [it's fifty thousand dollars. that's how much it is.]

[CU Against Kennedy @cu_sak]

Mark Kennedy's new salary?
$650,000 + $200,000 for incentive pay.

Can't wait for these Regents to lose their positions down the road.

[Anti-Colonialist Anti-Fascist Pro-2A @Goofalo76]

@CUSystem

[CU 🅱️resident mark kennedy OFFICIAL™ @MarkKennedyCU]

@CUSystem I'm so proud to be your new President! I'm excited to take a $650K salary, even though I'm "not doing it for the money". #Exclusion

[United Campus Workers Colorado @ucwcolorado]

We did the math. That's 29 TA salaries in the first year, increasing to 38 TA salaries the second year, not including bonuses. #cuboulder