Mark Kitchen

Screenwriter-in-waiting

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@FabrizioRomano We’ll see if he still feels that way after they get punished for cheating. They’ll be in the Championship next season

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@DrRitaDed Nothing good ever comes from reinforcing a delusion. If that bloke thought he was superman would you support him jumping off a building? I mean if he believes he’s superman then flying should be easy

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@LibbyTard17 That bloke is like a 4 year old throwing a tantrum. Def a few sandwiches short of a picnic

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@Sobaaje @FabrizioRomano Yea the tricked England into playing shite in the 2nd half. Those sneaky Argies

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@markgoldbridge Crazy decision from Anderson unless he’s already been told what the punishment is for the 115 charges. Which is worrying. Or he has a clause releasing him if the charges relegate City

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@FabrizioRomano Not an £80m player. I’d rather United spend that kind of money elsewhere

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@RossyPrime You think that’s bad they’ve banned horses from running the men’s 100m

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@AntiWokeMemes Mentally ill. And 100% wrong

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@markgoldbridge Has he though? So far this has all played out in the papers. I’ve not seen him stand in a presser and declare this. Seems to me the papers are looking to create a transfer saga where one doesn’t exist

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@Nuel006 I think he’s a smashing player with massive potential but I think Forest are looking ridiculous money for him. I’m amazed he’s looking to go to City with the charges still pending. Learn from the mistakes at Liverpool and Chelsea who overpaid for players

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@UnitedStandMUFC @JacobsBen @talkSPORT Paper talk trying to create a transfer saga. The 115 will decide where he goes. Any points deduction around 50 or 60 points guarantees relegation next season. Don’t see him signing for City to play in the Championship

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@Sofia50020Sofia I was looking for the pub

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@AntiWokeMemes Yes I love suspending reality in case mentally ill people get offended. That makes total sense

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@markgoldbridge I don’t think there’s any rush. His agent would be mad to get him to agree to a City move until they learn the outcome of the 115. Perhaps Utd feel if City’s punishment completely rules them out they might be in a stronger negotiating position to lower the asking price.

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@elizai69 Cos they’re blokes. Why won’t gay men sleep with women?

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@Jamesjonesik8 Bloke in a dress and a wig

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@UTD_Anna_ Hardly Piers. Fergie won 13 titles and 2 CL. Arteta would need 14 and 3 to surpass him. That’s called maths

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@Excellentsalvic Confused and in need of psychological help

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@Priceless_MCI We’ll see how keen he is once the points deduction and transfer ban is announced. You know what you are …

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@mfc_mrpage Must want a return to the Championship