Mark Langston

UGA class of ‘92, real estate developer, dawgs fan, -3 handicap

[Mark Langston @MarkLankston]

Mike Bobo is a domestic terrorist

[Mark Langston @MarkLankston]

@bagdadtrav @TrigpullGOAT I hate to inform everyone that they are renovating it and putting the woke shell on

[Mark Langston @MarkLankston]

@guntherbtrippin @TrigpullGOAT Worst Zaxbys in Athens fr

[Jon Tweets Sports @jontweetssports]

Power 4 athletic departments will ask the fans to give more & more money.

Then take a home game & move it to an NFL Stadium 5 hours away from their school’s campus.

[Daniel “MoneyMan” Moneyweather @dmoneyfr378028]

Top 5 bars:

1. My couch at 11am on a Saturday in October with gameday on an SEC campus on the TV

[Masters Burner @ANGC_burner]

wow it looks like it is in fact the year of the liberal golfer

[Phil Dunphy @PDunphyBurner]

Athens, GA is the greatest city on earth and you can’t convince me otherwise

[Mark Langston @MarkLankston]

This is what I get for playing a goat track

[Mark Langston @MarkLankston]

What the fuck man #shrink this

[Rory McIlroy @McIlroyRory]

I must say... I love watching Barack Obama make speeches! #inspiring

[Masters Burner @ANGC_burner]

Pats vs Seahawks.

@ANGC_burner vs. @tweeth_mitchell

THE YEAR OF THE LIBERAL GOLFER.

[Mark Langston @MarkLankston]

Saw a hot white girl applying for a job at cookout. Sell everything now.

[Mark Langston @MarkLankston]

@zynaftersex @coachjfranklin I know the cold light of Caldwell hall all too well… Godspeed brother

[Only Shanks @Only__Shanks]

Addressing the troops tonight. #shrink white soled dress shoes

[Masters Burner @ANGC_burner]

2026: the year of the liberal golfer

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

He’s ain’t been this mad since Biden won.

[Message Board Geniuses @BoardGeniuses]

#Georgia players need to stop worrying about school and focus on what really matters. #GoDawgs

[GluteActivator @Glute_Activator]

Some poor Titleist rep is scared to answer the phone out of fear it’s Jordan Spieth on the other end, asking for a sixth 3 iron, promising he doesn’t have a problem and that it’s the last one.

[Masters Burner @ANGC_burner]

I WOULD LIKE TO WISH A WONDERFUL WEEKEND TO ALL MY FELLOW LIBERAL GOLFERS, FOR WHICH THERE ARE MANY.

PLEASE REMEMBER YOUR UNION “CARDS” WHEN YOU GO TO YOUR GOLF SIMULATOR THIS WEEKEND. ALL COMMUNISTS RECEIVE 25% OFF AT ALL
GOLF LOUNGE 18- KOMBUCHA ON TAP! COLD!

LET’S CONTINUE TO MAKE “SPACE” AND HOLD OUR THOUGHTS WITH THE OPPRESSED BECAUSE AS COMRADE KARL “MARX” VILIPS (A GOOD GOLFER-BETTER GUY!!) ALWAYS SAYS “GOLFERS OF THE WORLD….UNITE!”

THANK YOU FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO GOLF ON STOLEN LAND- AND YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER- MB.

[Masters Burner @ANGC_burner]

Just your daily reminder to fix your divots, tip your caddy well, and fuck ICE.