Mark Miller

Humorist, marketing specialist, wok enthusiast, but I’d trade it all away in a second for inner peace, immortality and limitless wealth.

[Mark Miller @MarkMiller123]

A hospital employee is accused of stealing $2.5 million in medical supplies.
Neighbors got suspicious when he started handing out stethoscopes on Halloween.

[Mark Miller @MarkMiller123]

Prosecutors have subpoenaed Tiger Woods' prescription drug records after his Florida DUI arrest. They’re just trying to find two 18-wheel trucks with a 400-ton capacity.

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A new book reveals that the key to a fulfilling life is feeling that you matter to others. Okay, I was wrong. It’s not “having more money than God”.

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A new report says spinach, strawberries, and grapes have the highest pesticide levels.
In response, the White House says it has received several very generous fruit baskets.

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A new study says marriage may lower your risk of cancer—
though it significantly increases your exposure to someone who googles symptoms.

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A new report says losing your job to A.I. can leave lasting scars.
Fortunately, A.I. has several suggestions for how to cope with being replaced by A.I.

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The White House says the Strait of Hormuz must stay open—or the president will be forced to come up with an even bigger distraction than the Epstein files.

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Iran has targeted Gulf states with an average of 120 drone attacks per day since the war's start. Iran seems completely unaware of Trump’s report that we destroyed their military.

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I was disturbed to discover that a new study suggests that staying sedentary can increase dementia risk. In a related story, a new study suggests that staying sedentary can increase dementia risk.

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What The F***?! https://t.co/AVN9jzzI8f via @YouTube

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Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews me about my career on his long-running radio show and video podcast, Dave’s Gone By. Check it out here:
https://t.co/RzW64WulWW

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

ffffffuck

[Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner]

So sorry I was slow responding to your email, I was tied up watching this over and over again

[Mark Miller @MarkMiller123]

My second feature for the Reader’s Digest website. Just published today.
100 Fall Puns That’ll Give You a Gourd Reason to Laugh This Season
https://t.co/kis7DR9o23

[Mark Miller @MarkMiller123]

My first published feature for the Reader’s Digest website. Just published today. I’ll be doing regular humor features for them—until they get fed up with me!
101 Knock-Knock Jokes That Will “Knock” Their Socks Off
https://t.co/XQ61YDM6kv

[Richard Lewis @TheRichardLewis]

This is Joyce, Richard’s wife. Thank you for your loving tributes. He would be beyond thrilled and so touched, as am I. In response to the many queries , I know Richard would appreciate donations in his memory to the Los Angeles based charity https://t.co/2OTtzHtudg or the charity of your choice. ❤️

[Mark Miller @MarkMiller123]

My new article for AISH.
10 Jewish Sports Icons
https://t.co/6GlIdbgo2M

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Help my friend and wonderful writer Brad Schreiber beat cancer.
https://t.co/FS0zqcOzfA

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Happy birthday to my best friend and partner. I love you, Dougie.

[Mark Miller @MarkMiller123]

@WendyLiebman I just hope that doesn't upset the voices in your head.