Mark Hunt

Theatre Production Manager, carpenter, and designer, guitarist, songwriter, husband and daddy.

[Mark Hunt @MarkMoHunt]

Tim Hortons gift cards are the currency of my people.

[Mark Hunt @MarkMoHunt]

I started the van just in time to hear the radio say "Try Zipper Cooter free today!"
Zip Recruiter. It's Zip Recruiter.
Imagine my relief.
Protect your hearing kids!

[Mark Hunt @MarkMoHunt]

I've realised lately that I've grown too fat to wrap myself in a towel after showering. So, it's time to look myself in the mirror, face facts, and make the hard changes I need to make for myself.
So, starting today, I'm buying bigger towels.

[Mark Hunt @MarkMoHunt]

It was only when she was mad at me because she didn't know that I had thrown hair from my haircut in the garbage that I realized I had forgotten to fill out the "Things I Threw in the Garbage my Wife Might for Some Weird Reason Care About" form that I didn't know existed...

[Mark Hunt @MarkMoHunt]

I'm not much of a philanthropist, but I'm good for about 1.6 mil in smile cookies every year.

[Mark Hunt @MarkMoHunt]

My OnlyFans account is just one 3-minute video of me successfully getting a pick out of my acoustic guitar.

[Mark Hunt @MarkMoHunt]

Prince: "... and if the elevator tries to bring you down, go crazy: punch a higher floor!"

*punches higher floor

Me: "Dammit Prince! We are never going to reach the lobby if you keep doing that!"

[Mark Hunt @MarkMoHunt]

Very reassuring.
QULTY is job 1.
Can I speak to someone in Qulty Control? https://t.co/HQzM5Nl5Pr

[Brittlestar @brittlestar]

HOW TO SPEND LESS TIME FIGHTING IDIOTS ON SOCIAL MEDIA

[Mark Hunt @MarkMoHunt]

2nd Favourite part, right after the first play. @ Kingston, Ontario https://t.co/pLn6B2RdIg

[Mark Hunt @MarkMoHunt]

Just. Be. Kind.
Thanks gan_hhbc_hf @ Home Hardware, Building Centre & Furniture Stores https://t.co/mmcoo992tS

[Mark Hunt @MarkMoHunt]

If you've wondered how many costumes the Thousand Islands Playhouse keeps in stock, I can tell you it's more than 7.
In fact, it's estimated to be in the area of 5000 pieces, as Jayne and Nicole can attest as they… https://t.co/Mt5XGWJhdQ

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to the conga, with the inability to control yourself any longa and the rhythm of the music getting stronga and whatnot.

[Mark Hunt @MarkMoHunt]

Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers in my life, and all the other mothers out there.
I can only assume you're squinting due to the brilliance of your children? https://t.co/mQCGsM5v6A

[Donovan Woods @DonovanWoods]

I understand it’s meant as a compliment, but instead of saying “Why aren’t you more famous?” to someone whose work you admire, think about saying, “I like what you do.” Fame is not a great measurement of anything anymore.

[Mark Hunt @MarkMoHunt]

Posted a new song: "Do You Wanna Give Up (Demo)" https://t.co/Q8rdO5Wllx #music https://t.co/IFldMOVEYi

[Donovan Woods @DonovanWoods]

I got friends who call me, and I got friends who I call. #BellLetsTalk

[Mark Hunt @MarkMoHunt]

Posted a new song: "Daughter Dear" https://t.co/8mTawFuGjn #music https://t.co/IFldMOVEYi

[Mark Hunt @MarkMoHunt]

Life's a beach https://t.co/SfivQ0FzgC

[Mark Hunt @MarkMoHunt]

Posted a new song: "So Good at No Good" https://t.co/voeuSFHsha #music https://t.co/IFldMOVEYi