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Mateo 💕 Ginger 😒 NY✈️NC 🦄trixie and katya stan💅

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Mind you she looked like a hillbilly reject from my 600 pound life in hot pants and a tube top with crimped hair. She then proceeded to come at me and her friend had to grab her. My “ugly” dog was ready to chomp on that bitch. Why are people like this?

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I hate Glenwood. I was walking Mateo and some girl said,” Damn that dog ugly as fuck” . I looked at her and just said classy. She then asked if I wanted to start something. I told her I was just waking my dog and she seemed to be the one who wanted to start something.

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Scabitha will stop by the Blues for a drink ahead of time. Feel free to stop over anytime after 10:30. Be warned… if you arrive before that you may see Scabitha’s giant nude breasts. (Not that they won’t be on display all night long) and her untucked wiener. See you then!!!

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My party is officially on the 1st. It will be hosted by the infamous Scabitha McGarglecum. I will have snacks, music, lights, some liquor, cheap cans of beer, seltzers, and multiple costume changes. Feel free to bring anything else you may want to have.

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Halloween is a fun night to work! I am working too. I promise if you get scared I will give you a hug and comfort you.

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Ginger just sneezed and farted. It freaked her out so much she started running in circles barking at her butt. I wish I had it on video… It would have gone so viral… like the pink eye I will probably get from the fart to the face I got.

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I use the garlic sauce as a base on my homemade pizza so I always order extra for when I make it @DoorDash @littlecaesars

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I ordered Little Caesar’s because I have heard the new pepperoni puffs are amazing. I don’t usually like their pizza but got it so I could try these puffs. The order came and what do you think was missing? You guessed it… the pepperoni puffs!

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I ordered through the app to avoid Door Dash because we know how they always mess my order up. But lo and behold… they use Door Dash as their delivery service. I want Door Dash to go out of business so bad. They also forgot all 4 side of butter garlic sauce I ordered

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I don’t trust people who don’t like cheese.

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Made my bourbon chicken!!!

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Am I right?

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I believe this is 100% true. @xxl_xavier

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Decorating for Halloween and listening to a podcast on The Salem Witch Trials. ❤️❤️❤️I love this month! Happy October!

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I just invited 3 hot guys on the elevator who live on my floor to my Halloween party. 🤪

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Please don’t rub my soup on your stinky bodies.

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At the Gramercy pool party. Jesus people are hot

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So she knows my dogs name and I can’t remember she lives on my floor. I win for worst neighbor ever.

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Just went into my elevator and this girl got on and I asked her which floor? She said 3. I then realized she lives down the hall from me and I ask her every time which floor. As we were walking down the hall Ginger started barking and she said,”Ginger missed you”.