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[Mark Harris @itismarkharris]

It’s Sunday, at the Masters.

[Mark Harris @itismarkharris]

Nobody prepares like Scottie Scheffler prepares.

Getting the unwinnable battle against the delivery room 'bed' out of the way as he becomes a father of two, a full two weeks ahead of the Masters, is just smart planning.

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This is the sports photo of the year.

Family.

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Patrick Reed The Caffeine Fiend is BACK

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Gonna go out on a limb and say these two are brothers. The shove at the end is classic.

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Viktor Hovland is the funniest dude in sports.

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- Scottie somehow keeps widening the gap between himself and the next-best player in the world
- Rahm is the winner who doesn't win
- Ben Griffin the creatine king
- A glorious new slow-play graphic

Dive into a fresh edition of Par Talk: https://t.co/wt3w7ZDVsW

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A father, his son, and a jug at Royal Portrush.

(📸Ramsey Cardy/Sportsfile via Getty Images)

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A dude wearing a ‘Back Nines Matter’ shirt has been spotted at the WM Phoenix Open. Diabolical. 💀

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Here is what Luke Clanton had to say after missing out on his PGA Tour card by a single shot at the Waste Management.

I think he's going to be just fine.✝️

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Hawk Tuah has made its way to Scotland.

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Rory McIlroy is understandably trying to take positives away from his U.S. Open collapse at Pinehurst, but @itismarkharris believes he's crossed the line separating reality and delusion in the process.

READ: https://t.co/h7dKOXBMNd

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You and the boys finally book the golf trip, you get in late the night before your 8:06 AM tee time and swear you’re gonna take it easy.

The scene at 7:44 AM the next morning:

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The only way the Scottie Scheffler arrest story ends is the charges being dropped and then Scheffler presenting officer Gillis with an $80 check for his damaged pants with the two of them grinning ear to ear in an all-time great photo.

This feels inevitable.

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Scottie Scheffler has won the Masters, become a first-time dad, and been put in handcuffs and thrown in the back of a cop car in the span of just 33 days.

Talk about an all-time run.

[Mark Harris @itismarkharris]

Don’t worry, Scottie Scheffler is going to be humbled soon.

The dad ‘bed’ in the delivery room doesn’t care if you have 2 green jackets or have earned over $15 million in 4 months, it takes no prisoners.

[Mark Harris @itismarkharris]

Six minutes of the LIV broadcast vs. the PGA Tour broadcast (stream on Peacock, same difference).

One is great for golf fans who enjoy watching actual golf, the other one is cool if you’re into cell towers and Oreos.

Yikes.

[Mark @MarkOnGolf]

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I’ll pick a winner at 500 followers! Good luck!

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[Mark @MarkOnGolf]

Jay Monahan saying he's "certain" that the PGA Tour - Saudi PIF merger will move forward, and please the board, is by no means surprising.

It's the only message the man with nothing left to lose can send.🫡

https://t.co/r5HDdqqpM8