Mark Murphy

A guy with family, friends, issues and opinions needing to vent. Bikes, cars, football.......... I need to retire so I can catch up on all this other stuff!

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Geography lesson for racist idiots.......

[Mark Murphy @MarkPTM]

@KieranMaguire @mjshrimper It’s only an issue if you have to question other presidential pardons! Sorry, what was that?

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

London's murder rate is now lower than every single US state and every big US city.

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

It's the same thing

[Mark Murphy @MarkPTM]

@DamianLow3 Oh! Do you think that maybe someone will possibly tell a fib? It doesn’t sound like them.

[Damian Low @DamianLow3]

What will Elon Musk, Restore and Reform say to this?

[Sam @SamCKx]

Nigel Farage and Tommy Robinson used the awful murder of Henry Nowak to incite riots in Southampton; it's just been revealed that 59% of those arrested had prior arrests or convictions for domestic abuse.

Remember, these people are not "patriots", they are violent thugs who abuse the flag and the idea of Britishness as an excuse for mindless violence and racism, and Farage and Robinson embrace them like Trump embraced the J6ers.

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

MAGA Americans keep telling us England is a dystopian hellscape and London is apparently one step away from Mad Max, despite most of them never having been here.

Meanwhile, England and Wales have just recorded their lowest homicide rate in almost 50 years, lower than every single US state.

But please, do carry on explaining Britain to us from 4,000 miles away. 🇬🇧😂

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

If you’re just waking up and haven’t caught the news yet…

Reform UK lost two council by-elections to Labour last night in Thurrock.

I know Zia Yusuf and Nigel Farage won’t be tweeting about this one, so just making sure you’re all aware 😂😂😂

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Stop calling me Nigel Mirage! And don't you dare retweet this using the hashtag #NigelMirage

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Important announcement.

[Daniel Lismore @daniellismore]

Dubai based entertainment channel GB News wants you to have a worse summer next year.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

I hope the winning World Cup team refuses to accept the trophy from Donald Trump and says they want to stick with tradition and accept the trophy from the FIFA president.

There’s zero reason for Trump to get special treatment… Again.

Who’s with me?

[Mark Murphy @MarkPTM]

@prodnose I’m thinking FIFA might appeal the result

[Mark Murphy @MarkPTM]

Spain have won the World Cup! But I wonder if FIFA will appeal the result. #worldcup

[Moeen's doosra @pelepele1]

#JohnLennon

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Just shoplifted £10bn worth of stuff from Tesco.

Said to the Police Officer who came, "It was an honest mistake."

He said, "You know what we won't even investigate and you can just keep it all."

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I give up - Liz Truss has made parody accounts redundant.