Mark Phillips

Future lottery millionaire. Like watching movies..... In my pants. Adore food...... The takeaway kind.

[Mark Phillips @MarkPhilipsLike]

I was in asda earlier, no toilet paper!!!!!! Walked to customer service desk to complain.
Fairplay the guy got me toilet paper straight away. No wonder though, my trousers were around my ankles!!!! @rickygervais @asda @GuzKhanOfficial @gdavies @rhodgilbertshow #toiletpaper

[Mark Phillips @MarkPhilipsLike]

@scarletsmacron Hi, is the shop open to the public today?

[James English @jamesenglish0]

I honestly couldn’t give a fuck who wins tonight it’s only a game at the end of the day 🙏🏼

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Twitter 😂 https://t.co/GLMqN3Larv

[Jay Harris @jayharris19]

I'm gone 😂😂😂😂😂

[S4C Chwaraeon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @S4Cchwaraeon]

AARON SHINGLER! 🙌

Mae am fod yn noson arbennig i Aaron Shingler wrth iddo ddychwelyd o'i anaf hir-dymor i wynebu Munster!

@scarlets_rugby's Glenn Delaney and Steff Hughes discuss the battle ahead! 👊

🏉 Munster v Scarlets
📆 Nos Yfory | Tomorrow
🕗 7.55pm
📺 @yclwbrygbi

[BBC ScrumV @BBCScrumV]

Wales flanker Aaron Shingler signs a new contract to keep him at Scarlets ✅

[Steffan Alun @StAlun]

@jcjallen @GleeClubCardiff @MikeBubbins Absolutely beautiful.

[BrettJohnsMMA @BrettJohnsMMA]

Tonight BBC iPlayer 10:30pm U.K.

[Mark Phillips @MarkPhilipsLike]

Youll Smash it tonight dude @36Johns 🤘

[Stephen Bailey @stephencomedy]

I went to get my vaccine today and the nurses referred to themselves as the Pfizer Chiefs - and THAT is why I support the NHS

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

Found this rock on a stump by the river “Never stop believing in yourself” - THANKS! (And yes I put it back!)

[Tom Kingsley @kingsley_tom]

I've made a special Lockdown Cinema for my laptop to replicate the big screen experience

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

Happy Birthday @AnthonyHopkins! What an amazing achievement, incredible example and touching video.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

When I was really poor, me & Jane used to celebrate New Year’s Eve by staying at home & just sitting on the couch, getting drunk, watching repeats of ‘Bullseye’ on a tiny TV. Now our TV is massive.

[richard bacon @richardpbacon]

Brilliant

[𝗔𝗻𝘁𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗗𝗨𝗣𝗢𝗡𝗧 @Dupont9A]

High Five 👋🏻🔴⚫️ @StadeToulousain

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

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