mark hancock

Failed art critic/failed scientist/failed comedy writer .

[mark hancock @MarkRHancock]

“He say you Blade Runner 2049.”
“Sorry, you got the wrong guy. I’m Blade Runner. Blade Runner 2049 is my younger brother.”

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@anon_opin Did an arsehole write this?

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Hubris leads to debris

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I actually do think drag acts can be an unhealthy influence on youngsters.
I know several people who watched Tootsie and went on to become actors.
A lost generation of advertising executives.

[Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social @TobyonTV]

‘I AM A WARRIOR OF VENGEANCE AND CANNOT BE BARGAINED WITH OK COUP’S OFF HAVE A NICE SATURDAY NIGHT’

[mark hancock @MarkRHancock]

@danhett The UX writer was only 5 (because tech wages, amirite?).

[nicholas @sendnickpix]

Awful. Awful way to die. The anxiety they must have had getting on to it in the first place. The noises the vessel inevitably made before it tore apart. The families not knowing what happened, and may never truly know.

Those poor migrants. They only wanted a better life.

[Georgia Coan @georgia_coan]

So @thetimes are running a week long summer academy for aspiring young journalists with access to their newsrooms and talks from senior journalists for… *checks notes* 400 pound 🥴 And we wonder why our industry is still so inaccessible for people from working-class backgrounds?

[mark hancock @MarkRHancock]

@themediamentor In (radio) space, no one can hear you typo.

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@OldUKCatalogues @SaucySeventies I read that as ‘Fremen’ catalogue and thought, “you wouldn’t survive ten minutes on Arrakis dressed like that.”

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@foxxmetamedia @CreepShowMusic I’m so excited for this!

[mark hancock @MarkRHancock]

If you get three sketches on in a row, Jon comes around and cleans your car wearing a saucy bikini! Although why he insists the car dress like that is anyone’s guess.

[Jon Holmes @jonholmes1]

The award winning satire #TheSkewer returns @BBCRadio4 next week and we’ve an open door policy for writers/contributors - there’s £ & credits if you get stuff on. If you want to get involved in audio comedy, then you’re now invited to pitch. Read: https://t.co/6GKg0vKL03 PLS RT

[mark hancock @MarkRHancock]

@Robwilliams71 @PyeParr Going to start shouting that when I’m in my car from now on! (The lump of slag thing, not that you have a new comic coming soon - although…)

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@Wedge That bird stole my dollar

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@Mark_Jenkin @robinalexbaker @BFI I caught the Documentary films on Friday evening and was absolutely blown away by their experimental(ness). And sad, thinking about the paucity of imagination in contemporary industrials these days (or maybe just my clients?). And all shown on film, beautiful!

[mark hancock @MarkRHancock]

@DaveCohencomedy Trevor Horn?

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@paulduanefilm Meh. I refuse to engage with any political commentary until I know where John Cougar Mellancamp stands on the issues.

[mark hancock @MarkRHancock]

Trying to find out what Idris Elba wears when his character (Luther) is in prison. How’s your Wednesday?

[mark hancock @MarkRHancock]

@youngvulgarian All these answers are exactly what aliens living amongst us would say.

[mark hancock @MarkRHancock]

@EddieRobson You’ve inspired me to buy S1&2 for a listen. Cheers.

[mark hancock @MarkRHancock]

Cruel steel traps, a new 10 minute meditative composition for annihilation of your soul.

https://t.co/FkQeMagAel