Mark Raup | Beerist

Cohost of The Beerists Podcast! dastardly!
He loves catastrophe!
His schemes are masterly!
Takes tea at half past 3!

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@tedcruz Could you please just fuck off to Cancun permanently already?

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@edwards21228 This isn't satire? Come on. No way.

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@BexterZ @EsotericCD How are you so stupid that you get all upset about this and don't care at all that Ken Paxton used his position to give a pedophile an essential get out of jail free card?

I know it's all just performative bullshit to you chuds, but let's hear your fake reason.

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@andyhat54 @Playteaux1 @SheepDogn1776 Thinking that ANTIFA didn't exist before Obama might be the funniest fucking thing ever posted on the internet. Before Trump gathered an army of idiots to elect him president, EVERYONE was Anti Fascist. Now MAGA actively fights for facism.

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@BexterZ @EsotericCD Translation: I love thinking about other people's genitals.

MAGA chuds are so weird.

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@willchamberlain Way to tow that MAGA company line. Keep supporting pedos, you chud.

https://t.co/W8cjKPX6MJ

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@WesternLensman Yeah, this is the real issue and not Paxton supporting a pedophile.

You performative MAGA clownboats are so fucking dumb.

https://t.co/W8cjKPX6MJ

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@FoxNews "There are dozens of us! Dozens!"

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@jeffbjjrev @lartrak @scarylawyerguy Why are all of you Boomer ass Republicans so fucking obsessed with people's genitals?

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@HappyForLife7 @Fckn_Pssd @sandi_fish @PolNirvan @BasedMikeLee But the implication from the original post on down is that quote is the actual amendment, not a speech that can be read several different ways. The Supreme Court defined the Amendment 100+ years ago and upheld it again this week.

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@Fckn_Pssd @sandi_fish @PolNirvan @BasedMikeLee Holy shit, got absolutely owned so went straight to communist and demoncrat. MAGA is so fucking embarrassingly stupid.

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@lesliedouglasx @captive_dreamer "and vote purely out of their own ethnic self-interest."

A play right out of the MAGA playbook.

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@bobWaltzer @bruegels_muse Perfectly proven, no notes.

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@bobWaltzer @bruegels_muse You're SO close to getting it, but I bet the point is just going to zoom over your head.

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@MargaretE39602 @AriFleischer Thanks for posting your absolute idiocy in all caps. Definitely helps flag it.

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@kramertime1227 @iam_johnw Oh look. The same hook bullshit they were doing all night without a whistle.

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@TVietor08 @StevenCheung47 Why are you arguing with a sentient rotting pumpkin?

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@Bubblebathgirl @atrupar You are sincerely one of the dumbest people on Twitter.

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@b2_bary @Ilhan Man do you MAGA idiots just dive head first in to anything racist you hear.

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@TurboHall01 @Acyn Did you mean "what a comeback?". Because no, I didn't wanna come back to read more of your pedo-worshipping bullshit.