Mark A. Carey

Using Parody, Humor and Memes in response to today's news and events to instigate thought and reflection. Entertainment only so Don't' Get Butt Hurt!

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Another report just came in. Stay Safe.

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@Matt_Pinner 5 more years and they will be bouncing off her knees

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@Chicago1Ray @SecWar Tell me Kelly doesn’t look like an Orc

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@WakeUpPatriott It’s called siphoning off waste material

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@BasilTheGreat I think I heard that same line on that old movie’Deliverance’

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@Matt_Pinner Repellent kit for Hillary Clinton

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@TaraBull And you have more ugliness on that face than a rabid possum

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@DefiantLs Talk about heads. That’s one hell of a melon your sporting

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@benonwine A10 Warthog with a full load of depleted uranium ammunition

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@TaraBull And eating meat all day makes you a vegetarian

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@libsoftiktok Is this one of those back alley surgeries like that lady that was put in jail for injecting foam sealer in peoples asses?

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@AntiLeftMemes Is there a weight limit for hotel rooms???

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@JebraFaushay Benadryl will fix that

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@jewlieahTWEETS 1.65 metric tons

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@RadioGenoa Europe has fallen. You would have to fight your way through a crowd to get your turn to beat the crap out of that human trash here in the states

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@RightScopee I have nightmares thinking about who has to wake up next to that

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@SaveAmericaNew Bigger tip

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@PeriklesGREAT Lead slug shotgun shells for breaching doors and thugs

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@TRobinsonNewEra The 2nd amendment is a difference maker

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@DefiantLs Pravda at its finest

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@StandUpForTrmp Damn right. Pampers stock made us all rich