MarkMyWords

According to my CIA assessment: Too smart to be ignored, too independent to be owned.

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@JournalistsLike
This is what happens when you cut back on sub editors.

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Welcome to New Zealand, where our Breaking News is better than yours.

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@status_is_down Yep. Down in New Zealand

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Can't figure out if this is an art installation or a Bon Jovi comeback advert. Either way, its not a great outcome from a $130 million dollar Auckland midtown "upgrade".

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Really?
Is this what media has become in New Zealand?
https://t.co/wto6cVtABS

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If you are a therapist in Auckland looking for patients

This team.

https://t.co/JUHJ93IwBs

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Pretty sure it's not the school doing the probing.

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Surely a collectors edition?

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@SandeChin Im a harsh but realistic critic.

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@NZAllison Better a specialist

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The @nzherald got this right... 10 out of 10 for everyone.

https://t.co/2S78JVfRWi

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@LewisHoldenNZ We also have all these places called Island... North, South, Stewart, Green, Auckland (nowhere near Auckland) Rabbit and Goat etc.
What's that about?

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Burgout in Oranga is worth a visit for the menu artwork alone.

(But mostly worth a visit for the sensational Prawn Burger.)

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@damienmgrant The Reviews are in:
"A funny thing happend on the way to the Comedy Club; unfortunately not at it."

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I feel that the use of the tilde is a test.
It is a test I would fail.

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SpaceX is actively hiring world-class engineers/physicists for SpaceXAI, even if you have zero prior experience in AI. Smart humans figure it out fast.

Please send an email with ~3 bullet points demonstrating evidence of exceptional ability to [email protected].

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"People" say Melbourne is better than Auckland.
But in Auckland a double-shot is standard for your coffee.
That's all you need to know.

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@AklCouncil @NZTA Thanks

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@AklCouncil
Hi. One for Auckland Transport. Red arrow on corner of Piriri at Cornwall Park is out.
People turning right on "red" as the post on the right shows only green.
Worth a quick fix given the near miss i just saw.

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@AklCouncil @AklTransport
Thanks for fixing this light.
On another aspect, every day at these lights I see cars going through orange.
Today, one went through red and nearly took me out on the bike.
The driver in me will regret saying this, but might be time to consider a camera there.

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I guess everyone's a fair weather cyclist.

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Cyclone?
What cyclone?
I guess it's the calm before the storm.