Mark Saltmarsh

Bloke who does things with computers - like websites for the nearly famous... NOT a rugby coach! Plays guitar a bit (for @youlittlethief) #COYI ⚒️

[Dr Tessa Dunlop @Tessadunlop]

In shock. BBC have just told me my little film on the women behind behind the D-Day landings has been nominated for a WEBBY.

The voting ends today.
Please vote. And share.

https://t.co/5KH8H07rSX

[Mark Saltmarsh @MarkSaltmarsh]

@GinaMurrayWoman To be fair, it's a pretty easy job for a photographer with a subject this gorgeous!

[Mark Saltmarsh @MarkSaltmarsh]

@Tessadunlop I'm more old fashioned than that - I'd rather talk face to face!

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

We’re trying to find as many people like this as possible

Please follow and repost if we can count on you

[Mark Saltmarsh @MarkSaltmarsh]

@Tessadunlop Just so long as you weren't involved with the wording "Duke of Sussexes' "...

[Mark Saltmarsh @MarkSaltmarsh]

@alexlovelltv @APPFESTUK1 Did you catch Katrina too?

[Mark Saltmarsh @MarkSaltmarsh]

@BibiLynch Laura seems nice.

[Mark Saltmarsh @MarkSaltmarsh]

@BibiLynch Seems somewhat unfairly stilted towards Linda

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

The people of Clacton are out celebrating this morning.

[Mark Saltmarsh @MarkSaltmarsh]

@KatrinasWeb Hope she remembered to bring her drving licence.

[Mark Saltmarsh @MarkSaltmarsh]

@BibiLynch I can do that - I'll be your manager!

[Mark Saltmarsh @MarkSaltmarsh]

@BibiLynch Selling particularly well in Clacton, I hear...

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

We’ve lost quite a few followers for opposing the Conservatives so directly

But we cannot be silent after the damage they have done to the NHS

Please follow and RT if you’re still right behind us, and help make 4th July a pivotal moment for our health service

[Mark Saltmarsh @MarkSaltmarsh]

@BibiLynch Perfectly acceptable, then.

[Mark Saltmarsh @MarkSaltmarsh]

@BibiLynch It depends. Were you talking about me?

[Mark Saltmarsh @MarkSaltmarsh]

@alexlovelltv Oh, yes. Looks amazing!

[Mark Saltmarsh @MarkSaltmarsh]

@BibiLynch You're always hot.

[Mark Saltmarsh @MarkSaltmarsh]

Nurse: "Do you have any problems in the scrotal area?"

Me: "I've never even BEEN to Scrota!"

Nurse: *silence*

Probably not my best work...