Mark Sanders

[Mark Sanders @MarkSander72]

@ClaireChav4yud pov: you just realized you left your wallet at home after eating a full meal...

[Mark Sanders @MarkSander72]

Five minutes later, there’s another loud, frantic knocking on the front door.

[Mark Sanders @MarkSander72]

Dad has stopped calling altogether, and Callum messages me sometimes but never about this.

[Mark Sanders @MarkSander72]

@KeithMiller8jj i feel personally called out and i don't appreciate it ngl

[Mark Sanders @MarkSander72]

@ScarlettJaeq the way this perfectly describes my entire existence rn

[Mark Sanders @MarkSander72]

@StellaEvaniy i am so entirely confused rn but i can't look away

[Mark Sanders @MarkSander72]

ダイソーで銀テホルダー買ったんやけど、短くて文字が入りきれない😭
みなさんどうやってますか？？
くるくるして収納するのもあったけど、
せっかくなら文字が見えた状態にしたい🥲

[Mark Sanders @MarkSander72]

@PaisleyWar6b People are hyping this up way too much... it's juts okay tbh

[Mark Sanders @MarkSander72]

A longstanding rumour is that mechanics working on the plane called it the "Birch Bitch."

[Mark Sanders @MarkSander72]

I'm gonna see if I can get it inside." With that, Alouette was off the couch and heading to the door.

[Mark Sanders @MarkSander72]

The Japanese omurice technique everyone wants to learn 🍳🇯🇵

[Mark Sanders @MarkSander72]

Chasing you around as I walk and never talk.

[Mark Sanders @MarkSander72]

It was only when my wife and daughter crumbled to dust when I touched them that I realized that time, like energy, can be neither created nor destroyed, only transferred.