Mark Schmitter

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Watching Mark open a new box of anything is terrifying

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I could not resist spending an hour on this while having some coffee. #colourwithcallum

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The AUDACITY of Pepperidge Farm to put Milanos in those convenient paper cups then tell us they aren’t a serving size.

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So, if shovel-guy hadn’t shown up at the end of Home Alone would Harry have actually bitten Kevin’s fingers off one at a time?

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Why does every show on @FoodNetwork use the exact same sound effect every time someone chops with a knife?

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At MSP airport:
Lady: So do you have appetizers?
Bartender: Antipasti is appetizers.
Lady: Oh. I thought that was pasta.

😑😑😑

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My willingness to pay to have food delivered through an app is directly correlated to the day of the week...

If it is a day of the week I will pay to have my food delivered.

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*gets on plane to Atlanta*

Stranger next to me: “so, you going to Atlanta?”

...

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Shit, sorry everybody. Turns out I’ve been mistakenly typing my tweets into the calendar app for the last 3 years.

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Shooting nothing but cars the next few days. My own personal heaven. #cbusautoshow @ Greater… https://t.co/Vw504tcomz

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King Ave.

Sleep is eluding me this morning. A 2am stroll around the block, some video edits,… https://t.co/NSMt2fD6OX

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Blank slate https://t.co/WynrkUmcXK

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Lights and Cameras @ Cosi https://t.co/ZK76ZDOb9G

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When you brunch too hard... https://t.co/AJTQ33nUvo

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A beautiful day for a Sunday Brunch at my my place. Great food, great friend. https://t.co/4Geh7FdL7I

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Growing Up: Being excited about your new, matching, trash and recycling bins.
Staying Young:… https://t.co/vDKqqaZ9JO

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The power is out. Better finish the mimosas before they go bad. #UndeniableLogic https://t.co/BflYgiJiBH

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Drafts and darts. (Nobody said we were good) https://t.co/aUVtuDQOVz

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I usually only shoot video at weddings but a friend talked me into shooting their photos yesterday… https://t.co/9v17L5Ieob

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It's a rainy Friday morning, and I'm ok with that. @ Stauf's Coffee Roasters https://t.co/i26KVlsqBJ