Mark Scobey

Guitarist, Singer, Teacher, Beard!

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@aliterative @unbounders @HelloGarglers Presumably you've thought of this already but @museumofcomedy has a lovely room about this size

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@aliterative @unbounders @HelloGarglers But when, oh when, is the London date? I don't think I can get to the others.

I am coming to the launch though 📕🚀🥳

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@avalonent @taskmaster Great line up but I think it's very unfair you've let @MrNishKumar on again.

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@aliterative Had the opposite recently with a well-known comedian where I complimented him on his work and he said "Thanks. You have excellent taste". I heard "tits" and thought I was being sexually objectified by a national treasure.

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@adambloomie2 Hi Adam. Are there any places left on the Birmingham masterclass? I can't find any info on it anywhere apart from this tweet.

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@HallieRubenhold What I find uncomfortable about this is how our behaviours may be judged 100 years from now.

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@David_Strathdee @bignosecomedy Lovely stuff. Massive fan of the "hands up" joke.

I actually felt the need to pre-empt my sharing in the Writer's Meeting on Sunday by insisting I'm not a "Sex Comedian" even though I seem to be talking about it more and more.

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@David_Strathdee I understand next NYE his program will only feature James Galway.

It's going to be a Flutenanny.

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@aliterative @gofasterchris Just bought them. Fly to NYC tomorrow for Christmas so they'll take up a decent chunk of the flight. Saw both as WIP. Can't wait to see the finished articles.

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@FPLGeneral @59thMinutePod I've got 5 flags including Digne, Trippier, Haaland and Gordon. Is there mileage in using my FH this week instead of WC? With Tripps and Digne back in GW18, my team's pretty good. Don't want to waste WC to solve 1 week's problems

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@aliterative Tbf I'd organise a mass vote in an attempt to get you back in the country for a bit so our schedules better aligned and I could attend more writer's meetings!

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@aliterative Ha. I had visions of you, disgruntled, in an airport queue, Laser and Razor in tow, ready to fly half way round the world just because we Buglers demanded it.

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@Oxford_Tube thanks for driving right past me without stopping at Marble arch just now. I wasn't the fastest out of the shelter but you didn't even stop, just slowed a bit and then carried on ☹️

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@gompstomp78 Played against him in a local 6 aside league a few years ago. Took me a while to recognise it was him. Nice lad. Happy to chat Luton with me afterwards.

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@Voidsoloist @IvoGraham That would've been my guess

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@aliterative @billmurraypub @gofasterchris Gutted I couldn't get to it tonight but at least I saw it its WIP phase.

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@GaryNeville_ if I spent as much time on my phone at work as you have this game, I'd be sacked.

Stop texting your brother and watch the game

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@aliterative @eddieizzard @edfringe One of my first comedy loves. Those early shows through to Dressed to Kill are untouchable masterpieces.

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@aliterative I've never really got the metaphor. Killing 2 opponents with one arrow? That's impressive and efficient as arrows are finite & leave you with more to kill more opponents.

But there are stones EVERYWHERE. Why do I care how many I use to kill a bird with? I'll just grab another.

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@aliterative just read the patreon update. I'm so sorry this happened to you all. I know you said you've got most stuff you need to replace but I've got mics, cables, audio stuff here if you need. Can bring to The Glitch on Sat if it's helpful?