Mark Ellison

[Mark Ellison @MarkSecretTwitr]

I love @LGUS’s #SuperUHD TVs and its realistic picture, webOS and Magic Remote! Full review at https://t.co/eOzOphMghT #DomSweepstakes

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

When your phone just knows you too well

[Mark Ellison @MarkSecretTwitr]

All these TGIF snapchats are the bane of my existence.

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

if i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive; they would eventually find me attractive.

[Mark Ellison @MarkSecretTwitr]

Driving a van today makes me miss the golden snitch.

[Mark Ellison @MarkSecretTwitr]

I want to go on another road trip.

[Mark Ellison @MarkSecretTwitr]

I know I'm a little slow, but Rak is playing like a man this season.

[Mark Ellison @MarkSecretTwitr]

As it turns out, there is a word for my love.

[Mark Ellison @MarkSecretTwitr]

Our Venn diagrams are one circle.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

It's Friday..

[Mark Ellison @MarkSecretTwitr]

As usual, my New Years kiss was a can of beer. Living the life.

[Matthew Catanzaro @catztweetz]

Snow tweet.

[Mark Ellison @MarkSecretTwitr]

"A tank that fits like butt sex and looks like noises."

[Mark Ellison @MarkSecretTwitr]

The new Jockey commercial is actually hilarious.

[Goku CALLS @Goku_Research]

BMS will be removed from @netflix tomorrow. RETWEET to change their mind

[Mark Ellison @MarkSecretTwitr]

This hotel bed is the most comfortable thing in the world right now.

[Mark Ellison @MarkSecretTwitr]

@robbie_page 's snapchats make me want to visit Italy real bad.

[Mark Ellison @MarkSecretTwitr]

I swear to god, Girardi can see into the future.

[KITKAT @KITKAT]

We don't bend, we #break.

#bendgate #iPhone6plus