Mark Shepard

An unfiltered look inside the mind of SportsDome anchor, synthpunk songwriter, fiction scribbler and second-level improviser Mark Shepard. Text 'DOME' to 44686

[Mark Shepard @MarkShepardSD]

Always admired Duncan’s diet of carrots, milk and Fig Newtons. Sad he resorted to sugary cereal. #OnionGOOMF http://t.co/iTne5L9d

[Mark Shepard @MarkShepardSD]

Met Bryce Harper, he elbowed me in the throat, mocked my glasses. He's the real deal. #1 dick in MLB. #OnionGOOMF http://t.co/o5Rrvymz

[Mark Shepard @MarkShepardSD]

Mariners pitchers and catchers afraid to approach each other. I feel for you more than you know #secrets #OnionGOOMF http://t.co/n7acDPlZ

[Mark Shepard @MarkShepardSD]

Archie says no to Eli quitting after SB win. Sounds like my dad when I ask him if he watched my show. http://t.co/ieKn1CeV #OnionGOOMF

[Mark Shepard @MarkShepardSD]

Congrats, Yanks. Nothing more exciting than a fair trade. Feel that way every Sunday at the flea market #OnionGOOMF http://t.co/3Z1RtQho

[Mark Shepard @MarkShepardSD]

Coughlin happy all week strange & troubling. Been there, Tom. Prepare for 17 months of depression. #OnionGOOMF http://t.co/BdRp6EML

[Mark Shepard @MarkShepardSD]

Tressel most moral Big 10 coach, but not up to Shep standards. Would coach there myself, but afraid of everyone involved. #OnionGOOMF

[Mark Shepard @MarkShepardSD]

Classy move for Rodgers to kill himself this season. Have to stay
alive until Wifey passes. #Loyalty #GOOMF http://t.co/Y96pRJ2N

[Mark Shepard @MarkShepardSD]

love annual T-giving Cowboy game, perfect opportunity to relax the esophageal sphincter loose a stream of vomit. http://t.co/9im5v4bP

[Mark Shepard @MarkShepardSD]

Sorry to see a ref unable to handle his divorce. You know what they say: your penalty flag reflects your mental state....

[Mark Shepard @MarkShepardSD]

I said before the season: "Lance Berkman is ALMOST finished," focus on almost. #puma #shepardpumalover

[Mark Shepard @MarkShepardSD]

Blake Griffin knows the key to keeping your edge is to grab things and slam them into other things. http://t.co/KkaNmg5z #OnionGOOMF

[Mark Shepard @MarkShepardSD]

Tony La Russa throws a mean orgy, his '06 sex carnival was as epic as it was inspiring. http://t.co/wDlwGap7 #OnionGOOMF

[Mark Shepard @MarkShepardSD]

Sad to see a pro get his tits beat up. #OnionGOOMF

[Mark Shepard @MarkShepardSD]

God bless the WNBA women for putting their supple bodies on the line for our enjoyment. http://t.co/WqUAUQzY #OnionGOOMF

[Mark Shepard @MarkShepardSD]

If A-Rod is no longer a jerk, let me be the first to extend an invitation: A-Rod i would like to hang out with you.  #OnionGOOMF

[Mark Shepard @MarkShepardSD]

Wish I could BoSox "Collapse 2011" hat but hats contribute to my thinning hair, so says #ShepardHairDoctor #OnionGOOMF onion.com/oJxazG

[Mark Shepard @MarkShepardSD]

Serena Williams is a sexy, beautiful black woman. There is no "debate" http://t.co/i5uyQpd4 #OnionGOOMF

[Mark Shepard @MarkShepardSD]

Notre Dame Victory Sparks Widespread #NCAA Investigation http://t.co/7FdDmGdc #GOOMF

[Mark Shepard @MarkShepardSD]

Congrats to Jeff Gordon on the big win! Feels like it's 1974 all over again, or whenever Gordon was last relevant. #shep48 #jimmiejohnson