Mark Strate

Stand up comedy , Roast Comedy, Unapologetic. I'm not here to be famous. I'm not a troll. I write my own jokes.

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Kevin Bacon turns 68 today. At his age, if he says he's gotta cut loose. Probably talking about removing his compression socks.

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@LoudOutside He's right. Someone should have uppercutted him right in the junk. Whether you're black or white. Start holding people accountable.

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@dom_lucre That shit looks retarded

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@nottjmiller Well they're definitely not Jewish.

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@80s_channel The Back Door

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@baddiees___ When did she get so much junk in the trunk? Has to old pic, post pregnancy.

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@Diana_8g He looks like the dude who played Kemper in Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

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Why would you pay? Just pick a team and play head to head. #CFBPlayDontPay

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@YSLONIKA No

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@KT_Commenter @Whataburger I like Redban. Just giving him shit!

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@Headshok1962 Dumbest fucking shit ever. Looks retarded.

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@JosieMarcellino I'm just hoping coffee prices will go down.

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US launches strikes on Iran, claims gas prices dropped below a black market kidney per gallon. #weird #crazynews

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@HandyGingerGal I was all the good things. Peace is better. Hobbies, living life etc

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@MLordal Well watch for tripping hazards.

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@Ladyred23__ I'd take that over 99 percent

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@JosieMarcellino You could use your cannons too!

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@PlanetOfMemes She went from very talented and beautiful to the guy that's always a buzz kill cause he's throwing up before midnight and needs to lay down.

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@OliLondonTV She was hot then

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@TMZ Yeah she's trying to live her life dipshits! She just like everybody else. Their wedding doesn't change our lives.