Mark Thomas

Wanna-be golf single handicapper & retired Boycott like run machine!

[Mark Thomas @MarkT_31]

@EdConwaySky @SkyNews Brilliant video Ed. Thoroughly enjoyed and learnt loads watching it 👍👌👏

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

It feels great to be an MP again. Now I can get back to never going to Parliament, never visiting Clacton, never holding any surgeries and doing fuck all for the people who voted for me.

[Mark Thomas @MarkT_31]

@SpeedwayGB Not currently scheduled on ITV4 🤔

[Mark Thomas @MarkT_31]

@RobertJenrick Give ya head a wobble ya numpty

[Northamptonshire CCC @NorthantsCCC]

WE'VE DONE IT 😍😍😍

NORTHAMPTONSHIRE STEELBACKS ARE YOUR 2026 VITALITY BLAST WINNERS 🛡️

[Mark Thomas @MarkT_31]

@benstokes38 Absolute legend. Thanks for all the memories Stokesy. You have been a hero of mine and many others for years. Thank you so much for everything. Best of luck for the future 💙

[Mark Thomas @MarkT_31]

@Nigel_Farage No you won't. Stop talking trash and give your head a wobble

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

This is exactly who Nigel Farage is.

[Mark Thomas @MarkT_31]

@Nigel_Farage Appalling, ill timed and completely off point. A perfect example for anyone who thinks you are the answer. They should watch this and give their head a wobble. You are a disgrace and an embarrassment to this country.

[Mark Thomas @MarkT_31]

@nklindt Dangerous retweeting and promoting far right propaganda Nicolai. Tommy Robinson stands for nothing British, he stands for far right extremists. You're better than that surely

[Mark Thomas @MarkT_31]

@FoxesSpeedway Decent team. Looking forward to taking my boys to watch 👍👏🦊

[Mark Thomas @MarkT_31]

@SpeedwayGB Great news. Come on the Northampton Ninjas

[Wes Streeting @wesstreeting]

Farage has announced his Shadow Cabinet, with no Health Secretary.

Presumably because if he becomes Prime Minister, there’ll be no NHS.

[Wes Streeting @wesstreeting]

Have you seen Reform's plan to cut our NHS and give the wealthiest a tax cut?

[Mark Thomas @MarkT_31]

This has aged beautifully
#nevertrustaTory

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

POLITICO now reports Jenrick is a hypocrite who was planning these long-term contracts to process Channel migrants whilst he was in government.

Don't believe a word that he says on anything.

[Wes Streeting @wesstreeting]

🎯 @Keir_Starmer

[Angel calling @Angelcalling5]

Nigel Farage spends all his time with working class people, especially in his constituency.

Making sure he's aware of all their struggles and strife

Oh no, that's right. He is the rich elite who will screw you over to protect his mates

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Since Trump was elected:

Mark Zuckerberg got $25 billion richer
Jeff Bezos got $36 billion richer
Larry Ellison got $78 billion richer
Elon Musk got $187 billion richer

Meanwhile, 60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck, food & housing costs soar and AI is killing jobs.

[Mark Thomas @MarkT_31]

@EastMidRailway Hi. Any update please? My wife is still there and no sign of a train. Thanks

[Mark Thomas @MarkT_31]

@EastMidRailway Thank you