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racing against sunbeams

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

32 years ago today, Homer Simpson had one of his more iconic hallucinations. “Boy-Scoutz ‘n the Hood” premiered November 18, 1993.

[Out of Context Simpsons Couch Gags @OOCCouchGags]

What I would give to be one of these people in a Homer costume

[donald boat @laserboat999]

You never went chalice for chalice with a real goblet sipper bro i can tell

[Math Liker 🇹🇲 🇿🇲 @gunkshake]

WARNING
Mcdonald Quater Pounder

[𝘴𝘰𝘧𝘪𝘢.ᐟ @flurtoutro]

the japanese house and japanese breakfast should combine and create japanese bed and breakfast

[jos @josiahhughes]

i just saw a chilling video from Springfield. a man speeding home from work found a glowing green uranium rod in his trousers and threw it out his window, nearly hitting a skateboarding boy with it.

[Genius Of Lunch @ConorHaloReach]

doing this at work

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i like how the moon just does stuff like wow you’re gonna be orange one night? that’s amazing yay and oh you’re gonna be closer to earth than normal? that’s wonderful thank you

[🎭 @MaskedInLA]

George Washington ain’t have this type of aura

[Sorin 🐼 @CFCLucilfer]

this is killing me

[greg house apologist🇵🇸 @transgreghouse]

he didn’t like medical malpractice
and i was fucking dr. house

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

date idea: we get a hotdog from costco

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

night shift workers when they see the time go back an hour

[Stereogum @stereogum]

.@thestrokes' 'Room On Fire' turns 20 years old this Saturday. A look back: https://t.co/ITAUQWthv9

[audrey @foldyrhands]

i'm fumbling bags rn you couldn't possibly conceive of