Make the most of every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week of every month of every year we have on this beautiful, beautiful planet.
It is with great sadness I have to announce that my time on @Twitter has come to an end. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. I should’ve been cautious. Who am I kidding, I fucking love this place - same time tomorrow? 🇬🇧 🌍 ...
It’s long overdue time that Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor and Peter Mandelson submitted themselves to being properly interrogated under oath by the Epstein investigating authorities.
If there’s one thing worse than this Govt’s endless U-turns (13 in 18 months), it’s slippery lying ministers pretending they haven’t done a U-turn when it’s so obvious they have. Excellent skewering @KateEMcCann 👏