Mark

Flexitarian but not like that

[jos @josiahhughes]

@unusual_whales i'll tell you one date that cost us more. a lot more. September 11, 2001.

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

[Renaissance Dan @Mr_DrEsquire]

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my middle school year book…I have some devastating news

[Gunner Smith @GunnerSmith32]

You know you haven’t been eating right when your card declines for “very unusual activity” at your local grocery store.

[Mark @MarkVomocil]

I hope grace finds this and knows that she is beautiful

[hammy @hannymarie123]

I’m going to dress up as @MarkVomocil for Halloween so Gunner will finally be in love with me

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

i haven’t had a treat in 4 hours but i’m being really brave about it

[Mark @MarkVomocil]

@GunnerSmith32 What about cheesecake

[Gunner Smith @GunnerSmith32]

Please slender James is my father… call me slim Jim

[Gunner Smith @GunnerSmith32]

The guy at Taco Bell just told me “have a Baja blessed night”… I needed that

[Mark @MarkVomocil]

Microsoft Edge? How about we let Microsoft Cum

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

@erinmartina @emokendallroy When God sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?

[😸 @toastprincess6]

Mark called me beautiful

[Spencer @SpenSpenBurt]

Someone on the trail just recognized @heavybretting from Twitter

[😸 @toastprincess6]

How’s mark?

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed.

Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.

[lemonlime @emmeline77]

you literally have to have the biggest crush on someone in order to tolerate them being bad at pickleball

[Mark @MarkVomocil]

@hannymarie123 Delete this