Mark Wootton

[Mark Wootton @MarkWootton214]

@StuartS200 @aliterative A half a glass of water never fails to help. A little bit. In some way, or another. In its own way.

[Mark Wootton @MarkWootton214]

“Heritage Americans”

47 tweets to say I liked my state cause I did stuff in it and Tim Walz killed it because…

A black man murdered by the police and the resulting consequences and righteous protests upset the “heritage Americans”.

[Kara Isker @karaisker]

If you are thinking, “Tim Walz can’t be that bad…”, please allow me to attempt to change your mind.

My dad might be the only person on the planet that loves Minnesota as much or more than I do. He spent the first 65 years of his life living in the Polish Catholic neighborhood

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Hi I labeled this so the world’s dumbest people would get it

[San Antonio Zoo 🦍 @SanAntonioZoo]

The roos at Kangaroo Krossing thought Raygun NAILED IT, and should have received a perfect score at the Olympics. 🦘🥇

[Mark Wootton @MarkWootton214]

@Chopsssss_ @IwriteOK This is our time, just one more job and we’ll be free I promise bro trust me bro

[Mark Wootton @MarkWootton214]

@Edwednesday @stevieboatleft @RollingStone This direct quote is within the first few paragraphs:

“You gotta get out and vote. In four years, you don’t have to vote again. We’ll have it fixed so good, you’re not gonna have to vote.”

[Alec Karakatsanis @equalityAlec]

I’m not sure I’ve seen anything more depraved and dishonest in my tracking of the New York Times. In its article about Netanyahu’s speech, it not only fails to report that Netanyahu flagrantly lied, but it repeats the lie with no acknowledgment Israeli media has proven it false.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Beshear: What was weird was him joking about racism today and then talking about diet mountain dew, who drinks diet Mountain Dew? But it all seriousness he ain't from here. He is not from Kentucky.

[Tim Rogers @timmytyper]

If you wish to honor Zac Crain, the family has picked the Dallas Eviction Advocacy Center for tribute donations. Consider giving $41. https://t.co/cdaZTEEiCx

[sam @sam_d_1995]

Parks and Rec was a documentary.

NIMBYism is truly beyond parody.

https://t.co/OWMBgpxNTW

[Mark Wootton @MarkWootton214]

@DallasDirtCandy lol, he was planning on switching parties long before that.

[Mark Wootton @MarkWootton214]

I want to get off Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride now please.

[Mark Wootton @MarkWootton214]

@G_Rawlings Congrats!

[Mark Wootton @MarkWootton214]

@timmytyper @2ndFanAll_State Cloth is gross. This is why we have loofahs.

[Mark Wootton @MarkWootton214]

@cdsheetrs @WildWestWarren @caraathome So weird when the far right co-opts terms from the left.

[Mark Wootton @MarkWootton214]

@DallasPolitix @steveDalTx @caraathome I would love to know how much time Eric spends on CoD public service work. He’s sure been absent quite a bit from public meetings, and seems to be spending quite a bit of time promoting his newfound party politics.