Mark Lee

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there!

[Mark Lee @Mark_M_Lee77]

@DarrenBent the game G-unit

[Mark Lee @Mark_M_Lee77]

@Carra23 No one has mentioned either of sterling’s dives? Oliver blows there pen or disallowed goal irrelevant

[That Tottenham Feed  @Tottenham_Feed]

Onana coming for a cross…

[Joe France @ImJoeFrance]

Imagine if you were free to live and work anywhere in the world...

Living abroad exposes you to new cultures, sights, and exciting ideas.

I was lucky enough to live and travel in Asia for 23 years.

Here are 11 powerful impressions that changed how I see the world:

[Mark Lee @Mark_M_Lee77]

@DarrenBent @talkSPORT floppy tongue wizardry

[Mark Lee @Mark_M_Lee77]

@TheSpursExpress @footballitalia Oh yeah tell that to Arsenal FC

[• dave ellis • @fullback03]

Lloris out for 2 months.
Predicting Kane takes the armband and stays on as Spurs capt when Lloris returns in order to lift up the FA Cup and CL for the club 👍🏻 (like and retweet for good luck 🤣👏🏻) #coys 🔥

[• dave ellis • @fullback03]

Nobody gives two solid shits about Shearers Prem win with Blackburn - he’s only remembered as the Prems Greatest Striker and his England performance against Holland. Trying to lessen Kanes achievements by saying he hasn’t won a League Cup is laughable.

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

One of the most heartbreaking things I’ve ever seen: a grief-stricken father sat holding the hand of his 15-year-old daughter crushed to death beneath the rubble of a building in Turkey.
Up to 20,000 now feared dead. #earthquakeinturkey

[Craig E 💙🇺🇦💛 @crimble123]

I want to understand why Conte doesn’t think Djed Spence is ready to play in the Spurs first team. He’s pretty much exactly what we’ve needed at RWB since Conte took over. It’s baffling. #THFC #COYS

[Mark Lee @Mark_M_Lee77]

@FBAwayDays @ConnorLee16

[Zeus⚡️ @Zeus1882x]

Tottenham have to be the most ridiculous and confusing club to ever exist

[Darren Jones MP @darrenpjones]

Thank you to all of the Royal Mail and Post Office workers who got it touch today following our @CommonsBEIS hearing on postal services in the UK. There’s clearly more questions to be answered and I’ll make sure that they are.

[Aaron Moniz @amonizfootball]

Something that I think gets lost in screenshot-dominated tactics content is pace of play. Often teams can do everything right structurally but just not quickly enough. An entire sequence could be defined by the ability to show for and play a pass in a split second

[Mark Lee @Mark_M_Lee77]

@RossSkillsWilks Two very classy gentlemen there! 🕊️🕊️

[90s Football @90sfootball]

Even on a pitch like this Ronaldo was the 🐐

[Mark Lee @Mark_M_Lee77]

@talkSPORT R9! injury prevented us seeing the greatest footballer of all time.

[Mark Lee @Mark_M_Lee77]

@ITVSport any danger of having a commentary team that gets behind the team. @sammatterface @LeeDixon2

[Mark Lee @Mark_M_Lee77]

Wow @FIFAWorldCup credibility in question after 2minutes