The Shouty %&#@! Grawlix™

Writer of strange things, teacher, photographer.

If this place crashes, find me on geocities.

You can buy Pirates on Dinosaur Island here:

[Worst Finance Takes @Lifeinvestmoney]

Saw a homeless guy asking for money on the corner the other day

Naturally I stopped

But I didn't want to give him $5 to feed himself once, I wanted to give him a life lesson to never go hungry again

So instead of money, I gave him a discount code for 5% off my Passive Income Freedom online course

He hugged me and started crying

And then when I got home I realize he stole my wallet

[MaryEllen 🦋❤🇺🇸💙JUSTICE for U.S.! @squirlkit]

Hmmm 🤔

[The Shouty %&#@! Grawlix™ @Mark____Edwards]

@MysterySolvents A touch of PTSD, sociopathy, a smidgen of sadism, greed out the wazoo ...

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

New study: 9 out of every 10 MAGA men kiss the tip of the hotdog before they eat it.

[Jack Hopkins @thejackhopkins]

According to Andrew Weissmann, Blanche using sleight of hand; they’re not killing the deal. Trump still gets $1.776 billion. He still gets a sweeping civil liability shield. They only removed the J6 slush fund piece. Same jackpot. Less scrutiny. Worse than before.

[The Shouty %&#@! Grawlix™ @Mark____Edwards]

Indeed.

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

Is Trump cognitively impaired, mentally impaired or he just a dumb fuck?

[Esta @TheOnlyEsta]

🙄

[Nasty Woman @HandToForehead]

@KayleighMcEnany will always be a stupid dingbat.

[#TuckFrump @realTuckFrumper]

Cole Allen: 'Grave Concerns' Over Solitary Confinement Of WHCD Suspect
#Newsweek https://t.co/OZqMaRRqBT

[The Shouty %&#@! Grawlix™ @Mark____Edwards]

@horrorsthetics

[The Shouty %&#@! Grawlix™ @Mark____Edwards]

Jeffries' ability to articulate the obvious in an utterly mundane manner is AWE INSPIRING.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Jeffries: Todd Blanche is not qualified to be the deputy attorney general, the acting attorney general, and he certainly is not qualified to be the United States attorney general. The role of that particular position is to serve as the people's lawyer. Todd Blanche has been acting like Donald Trump's lawyer, which was his former position, but he has failed to transition in terms of behaving in the best interest of the American people.

[Bruce Crossing @SenatorCrossing]

Watching Republicans solve Trump's quagmire is like watching a dog chewing its own balls.

[The Shouty %&#@! Grawlix™ @Mark____Edwards]

@TheDailyShow

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

How is it we have more photos of Bigfoot than Tom Kean?

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Spot on!

[Emma Scott @EmmaScott]

Haven't heard anything yet from Charlie Kirk about Pride Month. Did he die or something?

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

The rumors are true. My son has joined 60 Minutes.

[Decoding Fox News @DecodingFoxNews]

Congestive heart failure (CHF) can cause face puffiness due to generalized fluid retention (edema) caused by a failing circulatory system.

[The Shouty %&#@! Grawlix™ @Mark____Edwards]

SCIENTISTS NEED TO WATCH MORE B-MOVIES

[Stephanie J. Lahey, PhD 🇨🇦 @SJLahey]

Scientists in Italy used yeast from the stomach of 5,300 year old Ötzi the Iceman to make bread. It took a few months of effort, but apparently the result was a delicious sourdough
https://t.co/2nz09yDtzo