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CHECK YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION DETAILS NOWWWWW!!! kuna mchezo ya town inafanywa bana

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Okay, Arsenal have won the league,will that reduce the fuel price and open the Strait of Hormuz

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The earth 🌎 should end right now

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X is down

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Kenyan RnB will take us international #playKe

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@Murume2580 Walai mamangu, hiyo shit hunisinya

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@Weeleey6

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@lindsvanilla_x Freak tha fuck out

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Again I insist,trust this motherfucker at your own risk

[Dr. Alfred N. Mutua @DrAlfredMutua]

Friday, 31st October marks the final day of recruitment in Nairobi and Mombasa. Please refer to the poster below for full details.

Don’t miss this opportunity!

[mark alkaline @Markalk97]

Trust this motherfucker at your own risk

[Dr. Alfred N. Mutua @DrAlfredMutua]

𝐉𝐎𝐁𝐒! 𝐉𝐎𝐁𝐒! 𝐉𝐎𝐁𝐒! 𝐊𝐀𝐙𝐈 𝐌𝐀𝐉𝐔𝐔
𝐈𝐍 𝐍𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐈 (𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐈 𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐀) & 𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐀 (𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐀 𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐀)

𝐎𝐍 𝐖𝐄𝐃𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘, 𝟐𝟗𝐭𝐡 𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐑, 𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘, 𝟑𝟎𝐭𝐡 𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐑 & 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘, 𝟑𝟏𝐬𝐭 𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐑, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓

The Government in conjunction with credible job recruitment agencies invites qualified male and female candidates for interviews and job placements in reputable companies overseas.

📍 INTERVIEW VENUES & DATES
•NITA MOMBASA: 29th October 2025
•NITA ATHI RIVER: 30th – 31st October 2025

AVAILABLE POSITIONS

DUBAI JOBS
•Taxi Drivers (350) — Age 22–45 yrs
•Riders / Delivery Drivers (500) — Age 21–38 yrs
•Warehouse & E-Pickers / Helpers (300) — Age 21–40 yrs
•Security Guards (150) — Age 21–38 yrs; Height 5’7 ft; Fluent in English
•Cleaners (Male & Female) — Age 22–35 yrs
•Waitresses / Hotel Housekeepers — Age 22–35 yrs
•Masons, Steel Fixers, Carpenters & General Labourers (175) — Age 21–45 yrs

Benefits:
✅ 2-year renewable contract
✅ Free accommodation, food, transport & medical cover
✅ Overtime pay as per UAE labour laws
✅ 30 days annual leave

SAUDI ARABIA JOBS
•Drivers (50) — Age 21–45 yrs
•Mechanics (25) — Age 21–45 yrs

Benefits:
✅ Accommodation, food & transport provided
✅ Medical insurance included
✅ 2-year contract

BRING WITH YOU:
•National ID
•School certificates
•Passport (or proof of passport application)
•Passport photos
•Any academic or work-related documents

⚠️ NOTE:

Mandatory commission applies on all jobs to cover air ticket, medical, training, service fee, visa fees and documentation costs.

This initiative aligns with the Government’s commitment to providing meaningful employment to Kenyans while ensuring fair terms and conditions of work.

✅ Come early, carry a packed lunch, and be ready to be offered a job!

Good luck!

𝐃𝐫. 𝐀𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐍. 𝐌𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐚, 𝐄𝐆𝐇
𝐂𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐲, 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧.

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@TheDentist_Meru @samo2beta You idiot

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Was this the same Cape Verde that we beat in the AFCON qualifiers in 2004 at kasarani? Yeah we are shit

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*sucks

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@s1ah_wanja Si pesa

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@Wangui61 Let me be your shamba boy

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Kadawa ya kufukuza baridi

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Seems like Kisii officers are more humane compared to their compatriots #KTN

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@UnscriptedFooty Morocco?