Neema

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

People on here being more upset about Dani Dyer splitting up with some cunt from Love Island than Pete Shelley's death makes me long for 1978 #grumpyoldmantweet

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

#Brexit has collided with reality and now the cowardly bastards who plotted its course scramble for the lifeboats squealing ‘it’s all her fault! We could have magicked the icebergs away!’

This is a crisis. The country has the right to speak again. We need a #PeoplesVote.

[Neema @MarkallMal]

All this talk of #brexitchaos has got me in the mood to watch Star Wars Episode 1.... When the outcomes of Trade negotiations really mattered. #starwars

[Neema @MarkallMal]

@ewweird @ssearena Wasn't even offered gold circle when buying tickets on day of release. Eddie Vedder was right.

[Neema @MarkallMal]

@ewweird @ssearena We are the poor fans. £220 per person a head of the fence. The guards won't take bribes either.

[Neema @MarkallMal]

Would have bought golden circle tickets if offered at time of purchase ( day or release) @TicketmasterUK @SmashingPumpkin @ssearena pinned in 40m from stage . My favourite band are going to look so small!

[Neema @MarkallMal]

@NME No 'Mayonaise'?! Unbelievable stuff I'm reading. 😐

[Neema @MarkallMal]

@packtsardines And the post show?

[Neema @MarkallMal]

@BBC6MorningShow @laurenlaverne @Billy @SmashingPumpkin @BBC6MorningShow @Billy any chance of The pumpkins doing a warm up/impromptu gig tonight? In London already and otherwise dreading a west end musical with my lady wife. Cheers x

[Neema @MarkallMal]

The book 'Helter Skelter' covers this all in much greater detail. Well worth a read #MansonTapes

[The RLJ @The_RLJ]

I knew Theresa May's dancing reminded me of something... #TwinPeaks

[Lowri Williams @flowri]

Just @ me, jeez.

[Imran Nathoo @KitchenClonc]

I'm proud to announce to that next week I'll be in London showcasing the very finest Welsh Lamb at the world famous @boroughmarket I'll be there for the Lamb Day event on the 1st of August and it would be great if you could make it! More info on the blog https://t.co/iOVSJA11NS

[Neema @MarkallMal]

@GeraintThomas86 Awesome. The pride of Birchgrove, Cardiff. Enjoy the celebrations! Here's one of you and Dan Nicholson!

[Neema @MarkallMal]

Queue for the bar. #dontlookforwardinanger #LiamGallagher

[Neema @MarkallMal]

@SchoolboyError Cut the sleeves off of an old tshirt. My go to. All year round. Few more days sunshine and I'm putting my sofa in the front garden.

[Neema @MarkallMal]

@RhysMaybeIggy Been wasting his life in a Essex, all these years.

[Neema @MarkallMal]

Verons best performance at Old Trafford. Ever. Already. 😬 #SoccerAid2018

[Neema @MarkallMal]

@Mo_Farah lining up for #SoccerAid2018 He's got to be a box to box to box to box to box to box midfielder.