Tim M

leave the gun. take the cannoli.

[Tim M @Markawich]

Should I ignore the fashion or go by the book ??

[Tim M @Markawich]

@GordonRamsay I just had the beef wellington 3 course at Hells Kitchen Vegas. Ive never cried over food before. How does it taste like that.

[Tim M @Markawich]

Is there a way to veto an airline changing my plane seat

[Tim M @Markawich]

somehow everything comes back to the same few songs I listened to in 8th grade

[Tim M @Markawich]

at any moment you can be swallowed by a sink hole

[Tim M @Markawich]

man i havent heard the limbo stick song in years

[Tim M @Markawich]

italian chefs on tv never let you forget theyre italian

[Tim M @Markawich]

Lets make the standard door and doorways wider. Nobody has time to move a furniture through an inadequate doorway. Most walls with doorways have a ton of space that no one even uses. We could use that space for bigger doors.

[Tim M @Markawich]

Nothing like watching 2 plants duke it out over some good sun #plants

[Tim M @Markawich]

The Way to chew gum is to split a strip and chew one half on each side of your mouth

[Tim M @Markawich]

5 in OD, 4.5 in ID, means .5 in wall thickness right???no how did i graduate

[Tim M @Markawich]

ice (cream) in the veins

[Tim M @Markawich]

have u ever felt like you can see through your taste buds

[Tim M @Markawich]

if someone told u they ate 30ish homemade tacos in 3 days would u judge them

[Tim M @Markawich]

@freecollin ah soon we will have iBank and iMortgage. it all makes sense now.

[Tim M @Markawich]

what is the purpose of the apple pay card. i thought the whole goal of apple pay was to not use a card.

[Tim M @Markawich]

u cannot play uno with just dos

[Tim M @Markawich]

I think its cool that cutting a pizza can be made into an action shot in commercials

[TOOL effing TOOL @Tool]

This Friday, Aug 2nd, the Tool catalog goes up on all digital and streaming formats. High five. #tool2019

[Tim M @Markawich]

scones are like triangle poptarts that are thick