Mark C

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@MANCHESTERMUS10 Bit of Testone in there as well

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@NoisyPod What do you feel is more likely - City winning 5 in a row or Oasis reforming? I think they’re both inevitable

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@ryan_surai @MCFC_Jacky Let's just make up numbers for reasons of jealousy. Fucking sad wanker.

[Mark C @Markc2501]

@furbabygirl Been in post 40 days - You've got to give the Government a chance to implement their philosophy. The shower of shite we had for 14 years made a real bollocks of everything so why would any sensible person want that back (especially after less than 2 months of a new regime)

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@Happy_Mondays Oasis, Kuff Dam, Tart Tart - they’re all excellent

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@NoisyPod I still boo’d whilst watching this

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@NoisyPod Losing the last game of the season is always going to smart but if you look at where we were in December, we can’t begrudge a plucky, mid table side their day in the sun at Wembley - let’s be having 5 in a row so show all our rivals that our records will last a lifetime

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@Happy_Mondays Kuff Dam
Freaky Dancin’ (either version)
Oasis

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@colgeocra A perfect example of no matter how shite the statement, if someone says it, some clown will believe it. We’ve scarred everyone in Europe and they just can’t handle the trauma so make shit up so they can cope. I’m just praying the melt down continues for many years to come! 😄

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@mcfc9320group @Carra23 If you look up the words unbridled jealousy in the dictionary, there’s a little picture of Carragher in one of the definitions.

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@RealTolmie Did the same, in fact jumped off the sofa cheering. I told my wife I was ashamed of myself

[Mark C @Markc2501]

@Happy_Mondays

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@1MCI9 The voting system

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@Joey7Barton Two of the biggest bell end on Uk social media right there - if there’s ever an ad for go out and get proper proper job, it’s here with these fucking pricks

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@ItsLB_City Imagine it goes to the last game again and we win. Everyone hates us now, picture what it would be like then! Come on City!

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@PrestwichBlue That was Pogba’s entire United showreel - a decent 20 minutes.

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@MarkMmmac Me and my brother (who now supports LFC) about 1973 in Cheetham Hill - Come on City!

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@LiverpoolVista I stand by the statement I’ve made since 1987 or whenever this first came out, it’s the greatest 3 minute pop song ever written. Absolutely faultless

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@paddypower How many times are PP going to crack variations of this joke? Change the fucking record.

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@Tim_Burgess @thecharlatans It’ll have been 1990 I think at Manchester Students Union. Pete Shelley was in the audience - I’ve got loads of ticket stubs from that gig in the loft. They were left in the side after the gig and I thought I’d grab a handful in case you became massive……which you did!