Mark Murphy

Writer, musician, novelist, teacher, vegan. Member of Liverpool punk bands Crocodile God, Mark Murphy And The Meds, The No Marks. Author of the Minology books.

[Mark Murphy @MarkcrocMurphy]

@LateChallenge Great win on Saturday, and great for Tuesday, let’s all get behind them and just see what we can do!! I think this summer though, we have to sort that no 6 once and for all, Grav has been great there but you can only do a job for so long. Up the reds!

[Mark Murphy @MarkcrocMurphy]

@LateChallenge Not a question, but can you do a big shout out to all who turned up on Saturday to tell UKIP to fuckoff, there’s no room for racism in our city. Up the reds.

[Mark Murphy @MarkcrocMurphy]

@AwayDaysClub_ 🤣

[Mark Murphy @MarkcrocMurphy]

@LateChallenge @The_Mighty_Mojo Saw your mates last night at a gig, they were extremely nice chaps!!

[Mark Murphy @MarkcrocMurphy]

@LateChallenge
Lads!!!!

[Mark Murphy @MarkcrocMurphy]

@DireStraits77 I seen them on the 85-86 tour, it was amazing! Would have loved to have seen them on the Alchemy tour as well.

[Mark Murphy @MarkcrocMurphy]

@LateChallenge Happy birthday chaps! Up the reds!! 🤘🏻

[Mark Murphy @MarkcrocMurphy]

@LateChallenge Hey up chaps, just caught up on the Patreon show. Reminded me of going the baths in ‘Da Leisure’! Walking down Roby Rd with our shorts wrapped in rolled up towels! Paradise!

[Mark Murphy @MarkcrocMurphy]

@johngibbonsblog @Davolaar I still use ‘You can’t whack it!’ As in you can’t beat it

[Mark Murphy @MarkcrocMurphy]

Pre-save my new single "Waiting Time" on Spotify: https://t.co/COEyHHUQf2 (powered by @distrokid)

[Rob @_ROB_29]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!! 😂😂 that’s an evil chicken!!

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

This will never not be funny 😂

[Mark Murphy @MarkcrocMurphy]

@LateChallenge 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂https://t.co/mKduk0qQxG

[𝐒𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐞 @Lfc_samie]

Start your day with this masterpiece of a hatewatcher’s meltdown 😭❤️

[Mark Murphy @MarkcrocMurphy]

@LateChallenge Hey up chaps, the mighty Seabrook do it again! Top bag of crisp these like! And as I am unfortunately Coeliac, all their crisps are gluten free!!! Up the GF Reds!!

[Mark Murphy @MarkcrocMurphy]

@LateChallenge Hey up chaps, only just caught up in the Patreon this week. That island yez are on about, I’ve been there before, I went to a pub there called ‘Yer Ma’s’, where some scally tried to sell me knock off batteries and a leg of lamb. Didn’t stay long though,bit shit tbh

[Mark Murphy @MarkcrocMurphy]

@LateChallenge Fucking helmet writing for a Tory paper. He’s getting a personal pleasure from it all, the tit.

[Mark Murphy @MarkcrocMurphy]

@LateChallenge 👀

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the Day is ‘theic’ (19th century), defined in the Oxford English Dictionary as ‘one given to immoderate tea-drinking; a tea drunkard’.

[Mark Murphy @MarkcrocMurphy]

@jonathanMGR74 @LukeEdwardsTele Got to be a bellend if he writes for the Torygraph

[Mark Murphy @MarkcrocMurphy]

@LateChallenge @The_Mighty_Mojo Up for that!!! 😀

[Mark Murphy @MarkcrocMurphy]

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.