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Likes cycling, guitars, ukes, and music.Bowie.Laurel and Hardy
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Hates racism in all forms... Hates far left and far right..

[Shorty. gnawing through the wrist straps! @Markcycleuke]

@travelingflying Me... It was just called star wars at the time.... No a new hope.. at Dudley Plaza when it came out

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@nahidulislam404 Nice little riddle Heard a similar one using a restaurant and tips.. I love how x warriors believe this riddle to be real and slate you... Very funny.

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@aaroniswinning @anon_opin Then don't listen to music

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@mrmikeMTL I would have to install it first to uninstall

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@ImpactTrophies awful customer service. Item arrived damaged. Insulted my intelligence saying supposed to be looked at from the side despite photographs.Refused replacement, and would only refund taking 20% restock fee which is £25. Avoid. Awful service.

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@gervaisclips Pity Life's Too Short isn't on that list... Underrated and absolutely bloody hilarious

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@GeorgeCochrane1 The bloke on the left of the picture in front of the shop wondering if the shop is called ANAL

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@bolderston_mark Always thought it to be one of the most beautiful Japanese cars ever.. This particular model too. ❤️

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@stephmudryk @iamtomskinner Terrible about your MH. Where are the ice thugs in UK.. Genuine question

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@Number10cat @toniwriter ❤️

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@ChaosAgent_42 Perfect

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@bolderston_mark Ugly When out.. Thing of beauty now ❤️

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@elonmusk @Ryanair 😂

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Watch the record-breaking, Golden Globe nominated Mortality on Netflix tonight. Let me know where in the world you’re watching it and I might come and play there on my next tour.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Only 'some'?
Useless fuckers 😂

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Oh, and Tik Tokers, please put my Dutch Barn posters and videos all over the fucking place too. You'll have to post it on X though for me to see it as I'm old. Also, get a job you little cunts 😂

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@HaYoMiDe_ 13

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@otokyo GET CARTER, BLUES BROTHERS, STARWARS (a new hope) ITALIAN JOB..

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@prodnose I remember him on a kids Saturday morning TV show and he gave them a prize to give away in thier phone in..... The spoon he ate his Xmas pudding with... What a pretentious twat

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@davidcoverdale My very first gig was 1980 ready and I tour at Birmingham odeon... I was 12 and in awe.... Enjoy your well deserved retirement 👌👌🤘🤘🤘